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The Napkin.

by Timmy™

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January 05, 2021

Hugs, and Platonic Love.

So anyway, I was messaging with someone on fetlife. I sent this message and realized it’s entry-worthy. “But Timmy, why would you post something kinky like that here?” IT ISN’T. Believe it or...


January 05, 2021

Self-consent.

Gosh, so many anecdotes are coming to me. Picture it, St. Paul, Minnesota, 2002, late summer. I was in my Grandma’s basement about to kiss a girl I liked. (Gosh, when I say that out loud…) Pri...


January 03, 2021

Orchiopexy

Orchiopexy (or orchidopexy) is a surgery to move an undescended (cryptorchid) testicle into the scrotum and permanently fix it there. Orchiopexy typically also describes the surgery used to resol...


January 02, 2021

Car-Talk.

Okay, I’ll keep posting. This isn’t classified, just something I haven’t written out. There’s a girl in high school I was friends with. Sanaz. Senior Year, we spent a LOT of time talking in he...


December 31, 2020

<3

“I love you” doesn’t mean “I’ll be with you forever.” It means “You’re in my heart, forever.”


December 23, 2020

Lolo.

So I went to sit down in front of Tina (my laptop) to find Mr. Boi sitting in my chair. Such a good cat. Reminded me that there are good boys out there.


December 22, 2020

On Tina.

Ruby Red has been a USS Stargazer of a workhorse. I got used to her slow pace. And I respect that. Ruby was doing the best she could, and never crashed. Enter Tina. I bought her slightly blind...


December 17, 2020

Or -2.8C.

27F? Perfect weather to get the mail. Gosh, I love wearing mah beanie. Only thing missing are some good fingerless gloves. The best fingerless gloves I ever had I got from Hot Topic. No joke....


Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. : D


December 15, 2020

It snot your problem.

Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? I have seen humans blow their nose with two hands, and I can’t figure out how to do it. Okay, one side, the other side. But. WHAT ABOUT WHERE ALL THE...


December 15, 2020

On painting nails.

Painting your partner’s nails is a submissive act. So says the submissive. Am watching something about love acts. Things we do in the beginning that gosh, we dream of. I want to walk on a b...


December 14, 2020

Anxiety is...

Dragging your feet over the culmulative time it will take to shower, shave, wash my hair, get dressed, take out the trash, buy a litter box, and buy groceries. When doing so will make me feel be...


December 06, 2020

Punch the Clock.

Working 11 to 11 today. Oh, I was asked beforehand. I stupidly said yes. Been there long enough where I can turn my interior monologue off a bit and autopilot. Days end. At least I have tomorr...


November 26, 2018

I am DaddyCat.

Kid: Gets upset at the smallest thing, and does anything to get in trouble. Also the kid: Complete soldier after biting her tongue and inside of her cheek. The dental numbness is wearing off, ...


September 05, 2018

On Umbrellas.

Walked the kids to school this morning, as usual. Seconds out, we realized it was raining. That’s fine, I snagged two umbrellas for us. I said two. One for each kid. Figured I would endure t...


January 17, 2018

31B

Tashina and I got approved for our new apartment! WOOOOO! 3 bed, 2 bath, washer/dryer hook-up. Playground and pool. For 795/month. We got the last 1st floor available. There still needs som...


December 18, 2017

Tashy.

Ten days until I see her. I’m so excited. She loves me. Her kids love me. Her parents seem okay with me. Her niece and nephew ask about me. That’s important. I may be Jersey Strong, but my heart ...


November 07, 2017

oops.

I think I overdid the perfume today. I wear Dove, to keep the manstink down. And uh, I have this really nice smelling perfume. And yes, I know chicks can reek. Gasp, chicks smell of body odor? Bu...


Right: I want guns and the confederate flag. Left: I’m triggered. Me: I’m going to walk away now. (I still think I lean left. It’s just frustrating to see friends say shit that makes you go “...


October 20, 2017

I'm glad I don't own a gun.

Part of me wants to die. My saving grace is my Boss Lady cares for me. I have no family. But I can turn to her.


October 18, 2017

The Next Novel

I think I should do a TNG fanfic. I’m just a guy, living in a world. And all of a sudden Data appears. I could play the role of the “everyman” Or everywoman, whatever. NaNoWriMo is a tradition...


October 03, 2017

Wait, that came out wrong.

My keyboard seems a little sticky. Some of the keys aren’t pressing down fluidly. I should replace it eventually.


October 02, 2017

On Ex's.

The idea that you shouldn’t mention your ex’s is bullshit. They’re a part of you. They happened. There’s a reason you dated them in the first place, and a reason you broke up. That’s importan...


September 26, 2017

Tasty.

I had a dream last night that I was eating pussy. I was also slightly lucid, meaning I thought “Oh man, I hope I have my first wet dream.” Tasted good, felt nice, but alas. No dice. Still conv...


September 26, 2017

wUH.

When your dad asks why you’re not going to the gym. And is confused when you tell him he’s being rude.


Book Description

Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.