The Napkin.
by Timmy™
Entries 433
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Hugs, and Platonic Love.
So anyway, I was messaging with someone on fetlife. I sent this message and realized it’s entry-worthy. “But Timmy, why would you post something kinky like that here?” IT ISN’T. Believe it or...
Self-consent.
Gosh, so many anecdotes are coming to me. Picture it, St. Paul, Minnesota, 2002, late summer. I was in my Grandma’s basement about to kiss a girl I liked. (Gosh, when I say that out loud…) Pri...
Orchiopexy
Orchiopexy (or orchidopexy) is a surgery to move an undescended (cryptorchid) testicle into the scrotum and permanently fix it there. Orchiopexy typically also describes the surgery used to resol...
Car-Talk.
Okay, I’ll keep posting. This isn’t classified, just something I haven’t written out. There’s a girl in high school I was friends with. Sanaz. Senior Year, we spent a LOT of time talking in he...
<3
“I love you” doesn’t mean “I’ll be with you forever.” It means “You’re in my heart, forever.”
Lolo.
So I went to sit down in front of Tina (my laptop) to find Mr. Boi sitting in my chair. Such a good cat. Reminded me that there are good boys out there.
On Tina.
Ruby Red has been a USS Stargazer of a workhorse. I got used to her slow pace. And I respect that. Ruby was doing the best she could, and never crashed. Enter Tina. I bought her slightly blind...
Or -2.8C.
27F? Perfect weather to get the mail. Gosh, I love wearing mah beanie. Only thing missing are some good fingerless gloves. The best fingerless gloves I ever had I got from Hot Topic. No joke....
So, two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. : D
It snot your problem.
Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? I have seen humans blow their nose with two hands, and I can’t figure out how to do it. Okay, one side, the other side. But. WHAT ABOUT WHERE ALL THE...
On painting nails.
Painting your partner’s nails is a submissive act. So says the submissive. Am watching something about love acts. Things we do in the beginning that gosh, we dream of. I want to walk on a b...
Anxiety is...
Dragging your feet over the culmulative time it will take to shower, shave, wash my hair, get dressed, take out the trash, buy a litter box, and buy groceries. When doing so will make me feel be...
Punch the Clock.
Working 11 to 11 today. Oh, I was asked beforehand. I stupidly said yes. Been there long enough where I can turn my interior monologue off a bit and autopilot. Days end. At least I have tomorr...
I am DaddyCat.
Kid: Gets upset at the smallest thing, and does anything to get in trouble. Also the kid: Complete soldier after biting her tongue and inside of her cheek. The dental numbness is wearing off, ...
On Umbrellas.
Walked the kids to school this morning, as usual. Seconds out, we realized it was raining. That’s fine, I snagged two umbrellas for us. I said two. One for each kid. Figured I would endure t...
31B
Tashina and I got approved for our new apartment! WOOOOO! 3 bed, 2 bath, washer/dryer hook-up. Playground and pool. For 795/month. We got the last 1st floor available. There still needs som...
Tashy.
Ten days until I see her. I’m so excited. She loves me. Her kids love me. Her parents seem okay with me. Her niece and nephew ask about me. That’s important. I may be Jersey Strong, but my heart ...
oops.
I think I overdid the perfume today. I wear Dove, to keep the manstink down. And uh, I have this really nice smelling perfume. And yes, I know chicks can reek. Gasp, chicks smell of body odor? Bu...
Maybe I'm not as left as I thought.
Right: I want guns and the confederate flag. Left: I’m triggered. Me: I’m going to walk away now. (I still think I lean left. It’s just frustrating to see friends say shit that makes you go “...
I'm glad I don't own a gun.
Part of me wants to die. My saving grace is my Boss Lady cares for me. I have no family. But I can turn to her.
The Next Novel
I think I should do a TNG fanfic. I’m just a guy, living in a world. And all of a sudden Data appears. I could play the role of the “everyman” Or everywoman, whatever. NaNoWriMo is a tradition...
Wait, that came out wrong.
My keyboard seems a little sticky. Some of the keys aren’t pressing down fluidly. I should replace it eventually.
On Ex's.
The idea that you shouldn’t mention your ex’s is bullshit. They’re a part of you. They happened. There’s a reason you dated them in the first place, and a reason you broke up. That’s importan...
Tasty.
I had a dream last night that I was eating pussy. I was also slightly lucid, meaning I thought “Oh man, I hope I have my first wet dream.” Tasted good, felt nice, but alas. No dice. Still conv...
wUH.
When your dad asks why you’re not going to the gym. And is confused when you tell him he’s being rude.
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.