Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
by Timmy™
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Okay, whatever.
I forget where I heard this, but most people are quite “okay, whatever” about a lot of issues. This doesn’t make them good or bad people. It’s a general indifference. For example. Thirty years...
The Marty McFly Problem, Part II
Furthermore, something we take for granted in fiction. The same sperm and egg met. Yes, yes, it’s fiction. But think about it. In most fiction where parallel universes meet, somehow, the same ...
The Marty McFly Problem.
So I was saying to someone, “Doing the same thing twice and expecting the same results is a sign of retardation, unless you understand quantum mechanics. And I don’t understand quantum mechanics...
Metronome JOI.
Let’s get some terminology out of the way. A metronome is typically an audible ticking sound. As for JOI, well. I had only heard this spoken in a video in recent weeks. Until then, I guess I ...
Star Trek: McCoy.
Star Trek I: After a night at a disco party, McCoy is drafted by the military. Star Trek II: Seeing his best friend grapple with age, McCoy encourages him to pursue true happiness. Star Trek II...
Fun With Maca Root.
Just your general “Yes, Timmy™ is going to be talking about naughty things” disclaimer. I’m sure there’s at least one person who sees my posts on the front page and goes “Oh gawd, not that perve...
I Grew Another Cat.
One year ago, today, Alice adopted me. Just walked in my door like she owned the place. She’s really grown into her little body. A year ago. Today.
Refreshing the Reward Center.
So, I was on the treadmill contemplating the reward center of the brain. So, obviously I was in the gym. There’s a rule-of-thumb to change your routine every 4-8 weeks. Granted, I so acknowled...
Weird Al can still play the accordion.
Okay, video here. When I was a kid. Well, teenager. I felt a disconnect with my dad. Has lasted to this day. And I’m so glad I made the decision I did. To decide upon other role models other...
Well, that was fast.
Filled out an online application Friday. Get an email Saturday morning to do an online video recorded interview. Gave myself the day to prepare. Finished/submitted the video interviews by 5pm Su...
How to have Peace in the Middle East.
Nuke it. Nuke it all. Yeah, that won’t work. Odds are, there will be outlying factions that will want the charred, barren lands. (I believe it was an olde friend of mine which proposed this.) ...
How can you be a writer if you don't read much?
I’ve been asked this a lot. I’m literate, in that I can read, that’s not an issue. I just find it difficult to “read” books for pleasure. And somehow there’s an elite attitude of “Well, gosh, I...
You need to watch Lower Decks.
Two of my six tattoos are Star Trek related. So, I feel I’m a registered Trekkie. How do I put this. Discovery and Picard have been chores to endure. But Lower Decks? An utter delight. It e...
Autism would explain a lot.
I feel like I understand things on a delay. It.. takes time to understand things. Sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes to some math and science, I can instantly skip so many dots. I fee...
Discovery.
It was in 8th grade. I was chatting with a cohort. I didn’t have a word or formulation for my thought patterns. He said he was atheist. That night, I looked up the word in the dictionary. Yes,...
The Viewer Creates The Art.
I wrote this at random for fetlife, but then remembered that some of you like how zany my mind is. What’s the joke, I haven’t met my “sexually explicit content” quota for this month yet? Ya kn...
A Confession.
When I was a wee teen, I would sometimes watch Bill O’Reilly and agree with him. Gosh, I feel dirty even admitting that. Obviously I have evolved. I don’t even remember what I was agreeing wit...
Yet the Billionaires pay... remind me again?
The IRS state of NJ claims I owe them 7k in taxes from 2017. Are you kidding me? Oh sure, like I have that kind of money just sitting around, ha ha. This is so outlandish I’m not even panicking...
Ass Days.
I’m baffled by bros who only hit legs once a week. Just. How? To strawman argument, they’ll complain that leg day is difficult. Well, it is. But, it gets easier with frequency. No, really. I ...
Act Your Age.
Got out late. There was a car next to mine with its lights on, which was weird. Turned out just to be one of the waitresses. She was with a guy and I couldn’t tell who it was. I joked “Enjoy ...
I ain't dead yet.
Dear Future Timmy™, Here’s a light workout you did on your “deload/transition” week. Chin: 3 @ +25 lbs Squat: 1 @ 225 lbs Deadlift: 1 @ 315 lbs Overhead Press: 1 @ 105 lbs Bent-over Row: 1 @...
Self-Empowerment.
I don’t think prayer actually works. I do, however, believe in the efficacy of positive thinking. As a writer, I find writing dialogue rather easy. I can shift back and forth between different ...
The Nudity of Tank Tops.
Ya know. I’ve worn wife-beaters to the gym for years. Never really gave it much thought. The gym is a highly sexually charged alternate space where levels of clothing clearly vary from what sh...
Sans Adrenaline.
That’s been my personal way of expressing or summing up how I feel. The calm I have. Things feel easier. Though. Am I still a touch lazy? You bet your ass. I lifted today. 8th workout in 9...
I Think, Therefore I Timmy™
Faith is believing in fiction. Faith is fancy word for assumption of what will happen in the future. This is what I posit, for now. We’re doing the chapter on the agnostic again, which I find ...
Book Description
Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.