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Klingon bastards, you've killed grandpa.
My three heroes growing up were (in no order of importance) Weird Al, Spock, and The Fonz. They can explain most of my personality. It shouldn’t surprise me that I’m more effected than when eithe...
Car Stuff.
It’s not that I don’t want to take care of Clarissa Clutch, it’s that I don’t want to get gouged. So sometime after 70k miles, I saw the Check Engine light come on. That little yellow abominatio...
Early Bird.
I like the concept of sleeping in, but it ends up depressing me. I need sleep, absolutely. But if I look back to when I was under a tighter schedule and getting 7 hours flat every night, as lon...
I told you all that was meaningless.
After the fact, I realized I didn’t actually get around to saying what I wanted to say. I don’t think getting off-track is necessarily a bad thing. The non-sequitor thoughts tend to be more rev...
Ten Years.
So for whatever reason, I spent some time last night looking through old pictures. Those that know me know I speak cryptically about “the before times,” which is basically 2004 and earlier. Tha...
Eating Pussy.
Consent: Implied or not, never hurts to ask. Whisper, “I want to eat your pussy.” or “Can I go down on you?” Or ask, “Would you care to partake in some cunnilingus tonight?”, whatever. Foreplay: ...
Sunday Assessment for 2-15-15
Wants:Do some cardio. Sign up and go to a yoga class. Eat some broccoli. Have a good wank. Play Everquest2. Play Star Wars: Force Unleashed 2 Play Sims4. Watch Star Wars: Clone Wars in the morni...
Important things.
Sleep. Nutritional food. Tasty food. Doing something every day out in the world (other than lifting). Lifting. Water. Keeping tabs on friends. Avoiding alcohol. Doing something out-of-routine wh...
Sunday Assessment for 2-1-15
Wants:Do some cardio. Sign up and go to a yoga class. Eat some broccoli. Projects:Put away laundry. Give cats a bath. Take down christmas tree. Vacuum. Organize secondary dresser. Notables from...
White Blanket.
It’s interesting how the same stimulus can incur a different response in different people. We’re in the middle of a snowstorm here in the northeast. As it was when I was a kid, my first respons...
Sunday Assessment for 1-25-15
Looking back at my OD archive, I did this for a good portion of 2011. I felt like it helped me acknowledge both the things I was avoiding, and the small victories that I wasn’t giving myself eno...
The Golden Child.
I remember a conversation when I was 17. I was in the car with my dad and my sister. The gist of the conversation was how she had screwed up a lot in life (yet not really for 21), but it didn’t...
No Excuses.
I’ve been listening to Chocolate Starfish (and the Hot Dog Flavored Water) for the past month, indulging in Fred Durst’s unique brand of self-indulgence. Now, I have some other CD’s in my car, ...
Return.
I don’t really have a full write-up in mind. The first couple days in cancun felt cold, cloudy, and crowded. There were some excursions that went on too long and were not as expected. I made a...
TimmyYear In Review 2014.
January 11, 2014 January 20, 2014 February 10, 2014 February 19, 2014 March 19, 2014 April 21, 2014 May 11, 2014 May 21, 2014 May 31, 2014 J...
I forgot how big my monitor is.
Seriously. I used my tiny laptop while I was out of town. You know, the underpowered laptop I got specifically because it was underpowered and small. All things considered, I spent most of the ...
The truth is there is none.
The two greatest lies ever told were “Everything is okay” and “Everything is not okay”. Reality is somewhere in the middle.
My Red Dress.
I had terrible lighting to work with, I’m sorry. I feel like pictures don’t do me/the dress justice. I got more compliments than I ever expected. I definitely need to crossdress again. ...
Regular.
To beat traffic, I’ve been getting up at 5 AM. To occupy my time, I hit the gym in the rec center. There’s so much time that I don’t even need to watch the clock. The most relaxation you’ll ev...
Waxy Pits.
So I got my armpits waxed. Huh. Kind of anti-climatic when I phrase it like that. It felt like a rugburn, at worse. And honestly, it hurt the most when she was rubbing in the wax. For all I’ve...
On Poop.
I remember grade school through high school, I would poop once a day as soon as I got home from school. It was never planned, nor imperative, nor even anything I thought anything of. Pooping ha...
On Caffeine.
For a very long time, I’ve had a latent prejudice against caffeine. Growing up, I thought my mom’s daily coffee routine was ridiculous. She clearly had a dependency, and “needed” her coffee in ...
A Big Gay Reminder.
Little over a month until NaNoWriMo. In the spirit of feedback and motivation, over the years I like to send out my novels as-I-write-them in emails. Whoever was on my list from 2011 will get a...
Commuting sucks big floppy donkey dick.
It took four hours last night to do one homework assignment. The usual anxiety leading up to it, but once I got started I just powered through. I was after 11 by the time I got home. I was alr...
I hearted my butt.
Look at my ass tat. This was on my shortlist of tattoos that I’ve wanted when I got interested in tattoos two years ago. A little simple heart tattoo on my butt. Sometime a year ago, Elissa an...
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Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.
