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Why I Missed/Love Clarissa Clutch.
Or, “Where Timmy takes an Elitist attitude against Automatic Transmission.” So, my dad and I visited my sister this week. I like my sister, but am indifferent to spending time around him. Still...
Mood, stop that.
I’m part-Scientist, so I have a theory on why I was so depressed yesterday and this morning. Initially, I thought it was because yesterday was a Planned Rest Day™. (You know, to avoid lifting t...
Anti-Depressant Hypoxia.
Whenever someone suggests yoga to deal with depression, I know immediately they have absolutely no fucking idea what they’re talking about. No secret I’m a gymrat. Obviously I feel it helps me d...
Bernie "The Birdie" Balboa.
Okay, seriously media that I couldn’t avoid because it was cardio day at the gym? HILLARY HAS NOT CLINCHED THE NOMINATION. She has 2184 pledged delegates, with 2382 needed to win. She has the ...
Melvin-Free Wares.
We all know the rule in the gym about not staring at people. Heck, since I’m attracted to girls, more often I find myself idly watching guys lift. I have this bizarre logic that since I’m a dud...
Anuswater.
I used to not really understand people who would shower after being in a pool. It’s a pool. It’s water. Even the little chlorine now and then isn’t a huge deal. And even if it’s dirty water, ...
Active and Passive Entertainment.
I like balance. At times, I seem to favor way too much active entertainment, or too much passive entertainment. Sometimes I’ll be so into a game like Everquest2 that I will have to specifically ...
Dripping in the Squat Rack.
I feel like I could fuck a dozen bitches and eat a ten kilogram steak. Holy shit, what a difference when I warm up properly. I know I joke about getting older, but I’LL HAPPEN TO YOUUUUU. :: ...
On PPL. Or PLPH, whatever.
This Pull/Legs/Push/Heart/repeat routine that I’ve designed for myself may be just the right balance. :: fistpump :: There’s a day between when I use the shoulder joint, and a day between when I...
Periodization.
I think I’ve taken full-body workouts as far as I can take them. Great way to regain strength in a hurry, but I clearly need to moderate how much I do per workout. When it’s submaximal, going h...
On Time.
We love to say how arbitrary time is, except it really isn’t. A year is one trip around the sun. A month is based on the moon’s orbit. A week is roughly one phase of the moon. A day is revolution...
On OkCupid.
My catfish profile on OkCupid really brings to light the polar opposite experience guys and girls have on “dating sites.” I will forget about this profile for weeks or months, and there will jus...
In a nutshell.
It’s that just because a girl takes interest in football or some other stereotypical “male” trait doesn’t make her a boy. As well, there remains a LOT of pressure on trans people to conform, simp...
On Bowl of Food™.
I’m amused at how there is a direct link between KidTimmy™ making taco meat for himself, and AdultTimmy™ accidentally making vegan chili. I love tacos. As a kid, there would inevitably be pieces...
Intelligent Broscience™ Axioms.
1: One can not outtrain a bad diet. 2: The worst program done pedal to the metal will outperform the best program done half-assed. 3: The best plan is the one you’ll stick to. 4: If your over...
On Self-Consciousness.
No secret I was a gymrat for many years. My reasons ranged from building a buffer of lean body mass as insurance in the event of personal illness or injury, to the personal validation of picking...
On Long Hair.
One of the things about being a guy with (periodically) long hair is sometimes I get asked why. (Usually family, so I usually just say I like it, and leave it at that.) Sure, I can pull off sho...
Laziness.
I feel like journaling, or at least online diarying was easier when I was younger. It was easier because I didn’t know what the fuck was going on. So I had that sense of wonder, questioning shi...
More on Voting.
I remember back in ‘92, there was an informal poll in my elementary class. I was, what, nine? I “voted” for Clinton, though I couldn’t tell you why. I will say that the ranking was Bush, Clint...
I <3 Canada.
Dear Canadians, If Trump wins, I won’t be offended if you build a wall between us. I’m scared too, though this is my home. (Just please stamp my passport now and then, I like your country.) Sinc...
Hey, that's MY free pizza!
I don’t really check my email on my phone. But when I look down and see YOUR DOMINOS ORDER, I go “uh. I didn’t order any Dominos.” So I check my gmail. I glance down at the pizza. Then I not...
A Subjective Preference for Star Trek Movies.
I actually reread a list I made over ten years ago, and I realized my preferences have changed. This list is completely subjective and isn’t based necessarily on technical aspects. It goes back...
Beginner's Star Trek Primer.
Star Trek to the uninitiated is rather intimidating. It’s a LOT of content, and it’s hard to know where to begin. As well, there are those that have only seen the recent JJ Trek and don’t under...
On Trekkie Pride.
With the success of Force Awakens, I’m totally okay with people thinking “Star Wars” is better than “Star Trek”, because being a Trekkie was never cool. Star Wars has heroes, villains, adventure...
On Force Awakens. (No spoilers.)
Yeah, I usually don’t have spoilers when I talk about movies. If it’s a lesser known movie, I might mention something I really liked. Maybe a specific scene to explain why I liked it. It passes...
Book Description
Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.
