Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
by Timmy™
Entries 432
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Wavelength.
It’s interesting that something I get told I have a lot of empathy, and at other times, no empathy at all. I do not consider myself an empath like some of my friends. They’re gifted - they can ...
Do Not Disturb.
Meeting up with my OK* girlfriend went fantastic. Her kids like me, her family likes me, her roommate likes me. She gave me a family for Christmas. Totally worth the 1350 mile drive. Lots of l...
On Lexapro.
I’ve been on it for around two and a half months. Beyond the physiological adaptations, it’s taken some time to game when to take it. That is, the only real side effect has been insomnia. I initi...
On Realistic D/s.
The following was written for Fetlife. Viewer Discretion is advised. I’ve been thinking about D/s relationships and the way the word “lifestyle” is used. For me, it conjures images of latex, ru...
Feminism: We still need it.
Let me point out an obvious doublestandard. Trump says he wants to “grab women by the pussy”, and it’s waved off as “locker room talk”. That statement was just the icing on a misogynist clusterf...
Mission Accomplished.
Meanwhile, in more positive news, I just cracked 50k on Day Nine of NaNoWriMo. What blows my mind is I managed only a thousand or so words on the first day, and then just barely brought myself t...
Don't forget both the House and Senate will be red.
I voted for Bernie in the primary, and Hilldawg in the general. I’m not the reason we’ll be saying “Sieg heil, unser Fuhrer Drumpf.” That we survived Dubya isn’t really comforting. I could shru...
NaNoWriMo Advice.
I’ve tried eight times, succeeded four times, so I know a little bit about the writing process. Mind you, this is just what works for me. Characters over plot. Awesome characters always trump ...
Do Not Make It So.
The dream started as if I was waking up. I checked my phone. It was 9:30 am, but I was confused as to why it wasn’t completely bright out. I was in my old-old bedroom. I looked outside and sa...
If Obama was born in Kenya.
I lean far left, so naturally I think all of that birther stuff is nonsense. But, since I play devil’s advocate way too much. Why would it even matter if a president were born in Kenya? No Pers...
My favorite political joke so far this season.
It’s the end of the 2016 presidential race and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to ...
On Bisexuality.
While I do visit the gym and grocery store and stuff, I don’t really visit venues with lots of people often. So, I couldn’t help but notice a lot of attractive chicks at the concert last night. ...
On Weird Al.
I knew there were going to be lots of costume changes, but the way it was done never left me bored. Holy hell he has range. Holy hell he can hold a tune for a long time. Holy hell I look just li...
Go The Distance.
It might be an intrusive thought to think “Have I ever really been happy?” and begin to think of a bunch of negative stuff. I lost Angel. I lost Elena. Three years of progressive depression at...
A Very Timmy™ Survey.
Kind of agree with a friend who noted that the surveys circulating around are from very early in the internet. So, like two years ago. To that end, I decided to make my own for absolutely no re...
The Beauty of Grey.
It was 8th grade. She was a new teacher. We’d driven the previous teacher into retirement. (1) I saw a poem on the side chalkboard. I thought she was being silly. Who is this upstart trying t...
Sex Ed 101.
The following are separate mechanisms: Arousal Erection Ejaculation Orgasm I feel like this should be common knowledge, and something I’ve said before, but it deserves reiterating. One can be ...
Trek Films Reranked (YET AGAIN).
Tastes change. After four viewings of Star Trek Beyond, I think I’m ready to rank the thirteen films. But then I realized: There’s now enough nuTrek films to really separate them into three se...
Paternal Xenophobia.
So, my dad told me if I were Muslim, I wouldn’t be allowed in his home. I’m a flaming atheist, but this broke my brain. Oh wait, my brain had already been broken. I’ve been trying to be on poli...
Plot Resolutions in Star Trek Movies.
Motion Picture (V’ger): V’ger needs to merge with his creator. Wrath of Khan (Khan): Shoot at it, then have Spock sacrifice himself. Search for Spock (Klingons): Shoot at it, blow up your own ...
I think I just witnessed child abuse.
I was waiting patiently behind a woman at a Subway. She seemed distracted while ordering, perhaps because of the earbuds she had in her ears. Then her little kid just happens to run by, and acc...
Things I liked about Star Trek Beyond.
All the Leonard Nimoy feels. If Star Treks 1 and 11 were about a big evil thing approaching Earth, and 2 and 12 were about Khan, then 3 and 13 were definitely about the death of Spock Prime. ...
Roxanne and the Red Lights.
Actually, it was Kelly Quark that had the right lights, but I couldn’t resist the title. I spied a DRAM led flashing red once, but more importantly there were two red LEDs on her video card that...
How to Buttsecks.
Materials Required:A phallic device for penetration. (Ex: a penis capable of a sturdy erection, a trusty strap-on, a feeldoe, etc.) A consenting anus. One does not simply engage buttsecks with...
Don't Think About It.
I remember the last time I thought I was actually happy. I was working two jobs, going to school full time, holding down a relationship and a social life. I was BUSY. After any required activi...
Book Description
Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.