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My Favorite Jew Joke. [video]
Gosh, I hope I didn’t forget anything. Not bad for one-take.
I'm on a mission from Arnold.
I’m apparently five weeks into my bulk. I didn’t even know it had been five weeks until I looked over my sheet. Good to check your sheet now and then. This is my deadlift progression: In m...
Invoking the Inverse Leonardo DiCaprio Rule™.
So anyway, Mary transferred to my department a few months ago. Around May, I think. Prior, I’d only seen her in passing. She has a very strong Get AWay From Me Vibe. Or, as it is more common...
I am no longer preggers. [video]
Seriously though, I lost 40 lbs. Since eating more, most of my bleh funk has largely disappeared. Geeeeee. I wonder why.
Dying is the leading cause of death.
That’s a line I use. It’s nonsensical, and it amuses me every time. I got to thinking about it just now. What if the leading cause of death wasn’t dying? What if there was some sudden cause? T...
Generic Ass Advice.
squats to depth. Low reps, and high reps deadlifts and/or SLDL/RDLs. Low reps, and high reps Bulgarian split squats to depth. Attack high reps until you question your sanity rounded-back glut...
You're not a special and unique snowflake.
There’s only maybe a dozen kinds of people you’ll meet in life. This means: You are not like the majority of people on the planet. That’s a lot of people. You are like a twelfth of people o...
Let's take a moment to talk about how my semen tastes.
I think dropping dairy has made my boyspunk taste better. Oh. That was supposed to be the mid-entry reveal, as I already had the overly long ostentatious attention-grabbing title. But, I’ve been...
Enough for what?
It’s a common retort I’ve been seeing in /r/fitness. I use it to get people to reframe their question. Or otherwise realize that they don’t need to do five billion sets and reps to achieve thei...
Almost down 30 Imperial Units.
I wanted to write about flow state and my weekly sleep/lifting/food cycle. But upon looking at my lifting week, oh man. There’s too much lifting jargon. I’m not saying I can’t articulate it. ...
Now with 12% less Timmy™.
The overhead light in my living room is lighting not unlike the gym. I can’t help but pose in the mirror and think that’s me? Meanwhile, bathroom lighting tends not to be as good. All you see i...
"How are you?" is an invasive question.
How are you? What is your current emotional status? How is your body feeling? How is your family feeling? Are your cats okay? Is your relationship healthy? How are your kids? What is your ...
Flow State.
I’d swear I tried writing about this concept, but it was definitely years ago. At least in terms of lifting, I like working in three week cycles. It’s… not unlike college semesters. How long bet...
Pink Vaper.
Got a month dry earlier this week. How to describe it for the normies… Eh, you wouldn’t understand. It’s not even like there was despair this relapse. But then again, that might be why it laste...
The Personhood of Theseus.
The concept of “growing up” and “acting/being” an adult is silly. Almost a misconception. As if we Pokemon morph into a different person. I don’t know a single friend who has drastically changed....
How to Restore Abortion Rights.
I was thinking about horeshoe theory. And trolling. How, when faced with an opposition’s stance that is so ridiculous, you can’t help but troll them with something equally ridiculous. Vegan say...
Stranger Things season 4
I think I know why it felt off. This season shouldn’t have been binged. Instead, it was dumped mostly at once. The first season, definitely, makes you wanting more. Tight script. I initially felt...
What is Seinfeld.
This is something my dad watched when I was a kid. Seinfeld at 7pm, Simpsons at 7:30pm. Monday through Friday. My sister would usually join me for Simpsons. I didn’t get Seinfeld as a kid. I’d si...
Intarwebs Slang.
I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time of instagram, doomscrolling. I’m not shy about it being my current waste of time. Now, the youtube comment section tends to be populated by peopl...
Kissing.
Not sure how this came to mind. I think I was thinking about the last girl I kissed, and this somehow got me thinking about Ally. I made out with her at the 4th of July party years ago, but as ...
Absorbing the chill pill.
So, she’s doing stuff by the safe, and well, it was that concert of her shirt riding up and her pants riding down. I look back at what I’m doing and say, “You should have been a plumber.” I loo...
Weight Lifted.
After some overtime staff meetings, I did get to the gym. Late, but I get a pass for showing up. (For nonreaders, I use “staff meeting” to refer to my interior monologues where I talk to myself ...
Decloaking.
Told workcrush, “you know I have feelings for you, right?” She didn’t know. I said my staff meeting (interior monologue) had gone silent, and felt embarrassed. That I had to say something eventua...
Tonight's Staff Meeting.
Ya know, say that phrase enough times, it sounds like it’s a circle jerk. “Well, it’s nice all of the staff could rise to the occasion.” Actually, I picked up the phrase from Instagram to mean: ...
She puts the strange in estranged.
Okay, we’re not really estranged. Today was our one contractually obligated day to spend with each other: taxes. (That’s sarcasm, people.) I was expecting to feel all the feels. Instead I felt… ...
Book Description
Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.
