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rotations yo
We do rotating three day weekends. 50 plus hours one week, 40 hours in four days the next and the reward is a mini vaca. Now that I have some money I’m going to get back to getting my car shipsh...
I Wouldn't Worry Your Pretty Little Head About It...
If films like Battleship and Need For Speed can get made, then I demand a live action version of the 80’s classic Joust! Get Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis on an ostrich, give them a mini joust...
U Shore Gots A Purdee Mouth
Freaks And Geeks is on in the background. I didn’t want to get sucked into this show but well, when I was sick a few weeks ago I watched a few episodes. Hooked. I start a temp job Monday with a...
Dear Netflix
Please bring this back. That is all, thank you.
Add Insult To Injury
So, while jobless I’ve been babysitting mom the last few days because she was sick. Annnd now I’ve got the flu,. as well. Fuck. I’ve spent the last two days laying around and consuming a lot of h...
Unemployed
I was let go today. Should have seen the writing on the wall… I was still a co op, they put a freeze on hiring (meaning I couldn’t get a full time position now if they wanted me to have one) and ...
Papers Say History Of Self Destructive Behavior
I’ve been eating pain killers like they were Pez today. Now I could kill a man for a few bumps of some blow. That is all, move along.
Oh What A Day, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!!
Memorial Day Weekend I: Friday worked eight hours instead of ten and got off at 11:30 PM. Came home, smoked weed and played video games til I passed out. Saturday I road tripped with Mike to Nas...
What's Your Lie?
I officially deleted P.O.F. Nothing hurts the ego more than sending out tons of messages and not getting ONE reply.
what about the leaves...
mama, she always said “be wary of the scary” all these faces out in the crowd pleasant or something lurking i cannot tell
Sobbing, Mathematically
No one wanted to go to the park today so, as usual, I went by myself. However instead of bringing my guitar this time I actually brought my math review for the final Wednesday and sat by the pond...
High-yu-Muckamuck
Not to go on all Fours; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to eat Flesh or Fish; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to claw Bark of Tre...
What I Did Friday Night...
Chris Titus, me, and his opening act Rachel Bradley.
Spank It! Spank It Good!
I woke up from a dream a little while ago where I had a threesome with my old friends Nikki and Erin. Damn I need to get laid…
Off In The Dreamworld
I don’t know you but I love you, that’s certain. I had gone down the narrow streets, pass the wooded areas and into the middle of nowhere in my dream. We met briefly and exchanged numbers. Eith...
Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Abortion Clinic...
The keyboard on the laptop has managed to die. So now I’m typing by USB keyboard and actually my words are coming out more accurately on the first try without having to backspace thousands of ti...
Pink Headband
Over winter break I had a lot of time to myself. Got a little…lonely…there for a while. I don’t know if I’m feeling stressed or bored or…what? Agitated some days…it’s a hard feeling to describ...
Merry X-Mas! (Indigestion 5:43 AM)
I’m watching what is my…second…third?…hour of A Christmas Story on TV. Did my usual, “It’s a holiday, more drugs please,” routine. While the drugs have subsided this case of an upset stomach has ...
No Bueno
Fuck the medication. I just want my isolation chamber so I can lock the door on the outside world.
Further Perpetuating The Cycle Of Greed
I should have never gone into the Guitar Center two weeks ago. I saw MY Yamaha keyboard that I instantly fell in love with. Now while yesterday was spent stuffing my face full of food at my fri...
Hooray We're Gonna Die!
Another day in the world and Ferguson, Missouri is burning itself off the map. Looking back on it…I don’t think Joey ever intended to return that hentai he rented from the Deep. I’ve ADHD’ed ag...
Sugar, Aw Honey Honey
I’ve been trying to watch what I eat and exercise more frequently. Where I have been exercising every day (except today) I have been consuming candy still. With the alcohol and then quitting sm...
Inspired
I want to lay upon cold grass wrapped in a hoodie and stare at a pale blue sky Let my thoughts drift among the clouds Oh how a perfect day that would be Breathe you in and exhale a piece of heave...
One Year Milestone
Today is one year sober.
The Internet Can Be A Bitch Sometimes...
Let me start by saying that while I do love the technology of the last thirty years, it can be annoying sometimes. “PC LOAD LETTER? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!” My old laptop crashed…when it did I...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
