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Cheetos And Bizarre Foods America
A few of you have reached out to me to see if I’m okay. I am. Hurt my back really bad at that job and just never went back. I left early to go to the doctor and the HR lady called me up and botc...
Emily Rugburn's Election Day Volume II
Emily Rugburn's Election Day
Chugga Chugga Chugga Buggy
My right foot’s arthritis is acting up hardcore. Swelling, putting off heat. Pain. Walked four miles this morning with Peacock. Worth it. The weather was fantastic for a long walk.
2020's Endgame
What 'Cha Gonna Do?
And now for something completely different.
6:41 AM
I’m still awake. Yesterday was a busy one for me. Mowed the lawn with the new mower. Over a month since last cut when the old mower blew it’s engine. Huge pain in the ass. Then picked up a fe...
Information Super Highway Rabbithole
Watching Unsolved Mysteries and noticed in the credits a state level bureau mentioned. I’ve always wondered how close to a state level to F.B.I. are they. Man, did I learn some crazy stuff. Spen...
Hanging Around
I’m still alive. Don’t feel like writing much.
Ow My Back!
I started the job I interviewed for today. Four ten hour shifts with a three day weekend. Not bad but after three weeks of being lazy my back fucking aches after standing that long. Oh ya, non ...
Tubby Bastard
I need to lay of sweets. Seriously. My phone rang to life around 8:30 ish PM earlier tonight. No clue what the number was. Voicemail was from the supervisor from the job I interviewed for yeste...
EXCELLENT!
Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure is on. Okay, I need to clarify something. She punched me ‘cause I told her to. I think…? Everything gets real fuzzy towards the end there. We established lon...
Oh I Feel Like Ass
She fractured her hand when she punched me in the back of the head for drinking. Today we’ve made up but lawd do I feel awful. Headache, heartburn, general lethargy in my body. Day one. Back t...
As An Adult
Doug has anxiety. Get him a therapist and meds, STAT! Rocko’s Modern Life is still insane. Please, don’t touch! (FEEL THE ITCH OF REAL WOOL!) Rugrats should all be dead by the time the first film...
Hipolito Rodriguez Shocked Himself In The Kitchen
I WANT A FUCKIN’ BEER! Imma smoke a buncha pot and focus on Spongebob. Obviously still craving a drink. Roughly two-ish hours later… I ended up watching Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Hour. ...
27 Weeks
Blah blah. Nothing really to say. Been bored this week. Went to a job interview and there was no A/C in the building. Yeah fuck that. Got another one lined up for Thursday. We’ll see how that g...
Untitled 08/15/20
Addiction. I was driving home from dropping off books at the library, lost in a thought. For someone who has a heroin addiction that gets clean, what’s the craving like? When it gets in the bra...
Experiment
I’ve done this since yesterday. Every time I find the urge to pick up the phone out of boredom, I read a chapter in a book. The world (especially the U.S.) is a fuckin’ nightmare and I would like...
Muscle Relaxer
My right knee is hurting bad. Tried laying in bed with Peacock and can’t get comfortable so I popped a muscle relaxer. Now I’m on the couch watching Se7en. “What’s in the box?!?” Good flick. I...
26 Weeks
I’m good. Last night was hard. Don’t know what put the idea in my head but it was hard to shake. I think it’s a combination of stress and boredom.
Fuck You x 2
You don’t rule me. You aren’t me. You’re a stupid urge. You’re a stupid craving. I’m not giving in…
Fuck That!
Peacock and I got fired yesterday for going on a non-break time smoke break. It was when she first got there in the morning and wanted to see me. Someone tattled to the boss, boss watched the c...
25 Weeks
February 9th is the official day I quit but it was on a Sunday to which I count as weeks. When that exact date rolls around it’ll be a full year. Off Friday and Saturday night. Caught up on ho...
Pirate Metal!
“Keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho”
Stolen From Mandy H.
44 Odd Things You Don’t Know About Me Do you like blue cheese? Nooooo Have you ever smoked? Verily Do you own a gun? No but Peacock does. What is your favorite flavor? Of? Blue raspberry Jolly R...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
