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Tonight Shall Be Fun
Mike scored us tickets for comedian Brad Williams a few months ago. He takes the stage tonight at 6:30. I’m stoked.
Cry Baby
I’m going to go to HR about that guy again because of his BS. Chelsea quit because of his harsh demeanor. Me? I’m a man. To have some fucked younger than me say something like that (last entry)...
Hick Hop
Country bros. Those jack asses that rap over country and make videos of their mansions with dumb white bitches shaking their titties in a two piece. I FUCKING HATE THAT. But…I came across this...
Bad Night
The assembly supervisor needs his ass kicked good and hard. He had me sand something down tonight and when I finished I put the tool up and reeled in the air hose. I went to the break room to ge...
Jesus H!
Remember: Wear your new back brace to work. Getting off the couch to go pee, I winced with every step down the hall thanks to my back. Did a lot of work hunched over. Been reading and laying on...
Kiss Of Death
First, my gaming TV goes out on me. Second, my router goes out on me. Tonight the effin’ cable box in the living room crapped out on me. I sleep on the couch with Science Channel (usually) on in...
Halloween Hamburgers
Grilled burgers tonight for dinner. So juicy! We’ve had to kids come to the door. One dressed as a rabbit and the other as Colonel Sanders and he had a KFC bucket. 😂 I’m currently wrapped in ...
Stuffed Cat Casserole Ramble
Grilled chicken breast with zucchini skewers, baked beans and sweet corn. I’m stuffed. The days are a bit lonely now. I miss the random texts from her but I need to move on. Our crazy didn’t m...
My Name Is Forrest, Forrest Gump
Thank you to everyone who commented on my last entry. I couldn’t get the dumbfuck thing out of my head. I was a special ed student in grade school as well as junior high. My middle brother (wh...
Easy Goal
Won’t shave again till New Years Day. I’m getting prickly. Went to see Dr. Gilbert. No more mood stabilizers. Now prescribed a non-stimulant for my ADHD. (Guess I was extra fidgety.) She’s no...
7:14 AM (Can't Sleep)
Yesterday was the 22nd anniversary of my dad passing away. I was indifferent to it. Mostly I was missing being in a relationship and feeling very lonely. There is no work for sheet metal nor ...
Big PP Energy
Got a new TV set. Upgraded to a LG 55”. Ohhh man is it marvelous.
Crapola!
I was throwing down on Jedi Fallen Order when my tv blanked out. I could still hear the sound effects, but no image. Checked all the cords, everything is fine yet still nothing. Bah!
National Lampoons
Everyone remembers the movies. Chevy Chase wants to entertain his kids that requires a road trip. The song Holiday Road starts playing. That song isn’t about a vacation. It’s about being ti...
Mac And Cheese Flavored Cigarettes
Stuffed my face with chicken and mac and cheese when I got in from work. Got a real shit sleep yesterday. Almost four hours. Didn’t fall asleep till after ten AM. I was dragging ass a bit to...
Did You Know...
That people with type O blood are at lesser risk for cardiovascular disease than the other types? Don’t ask, I was driving around the other day lost in my blur of thoughts. I started thinking of...
This Crap Is Getting Old
SSDD My lower back hurts like Hell. Did a lot of bending down tonight at work. The heating pad and chapter I read only gets me so far. Took three muscle relaxers, just waiting for them to kick...
Hot Showers For Everyone!
Woke up cold to the bone this morning. A piping hot shower took care of that. I have to stop sitting with my legs crossed for hours at a time. My right knee hurts a bit from sitting that way ...
Brief Stint
For a brief stint I worked at Chik-Fil-A. Not sure if I wrote about it. I was amongst the epitome of privileged children. I am an adult working amongst the rich offspring of Southside Huntsvill...
Heard This On The Pop Station
And now it’s my new obsession. The fact she buys my favorite snack of white cheddar popcorn tickles my tummy.
Joys Of Not Facebooking
Treated mom out to lunch and while paying ran into an old friend. I was blown away because when I saw her last, a decade ago, she was in bad shape. Clean now, in a nursing program and working a...
Screw Yesterday
Got stuck in the back washing parts of dirt and grime. That involved standing the whole time, unloading one pallet to put parts into a basket and drop them into a chemical bath for ten minutes, ...
3rd Shift Target
The band The Misfits is kind of a joke amongst my old friends. To me they’re my favorite. Anyways, working at Target one night I started singing the opening lines to their most popular song Last...
Phunk Seoul Brutha
Oh crap does my left wrist hurt. Machined end…uh…panel…something or other but had to use the whirlybird to debur every single one. Supposedly it’s a hot job they need tomorrow. I worked up a d...
Old Leather
I’m worn out. Running the cradle channels isn’t bad but repetitive. Load part, machine, blow of excess coolant/chips and unload, take the 90 and thoroughly sand edges down. Between the combina...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
