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Wanna Come Back To My Place...
And snuggle my Grover? Chris Titus’ gig was hilarious. His opening act was Rachel Bradford, his wife. I’ve seen her before with him. She’s darkly hilarious. Case in point: Get someone wh...
And The Votes Are In
9 People for hand wash 4 People for dishwasher 3 People for both. I feel fucking awful. Head cold/body is super fatigued. Bit down on a hard piece of food today so my mouth hurts. Then found o...
Question?
Dishwasher or by hand? Go!
Release...Me...
Scary alien noises 1:05 AM It was nights like this when laying on my bunk in jail, tummy rumbling a bit, that I’d want a sandwich. Now as a free man… I’m too lazy to peel myself off the couch ...
Son Of A Bitch Or Mommy's First Comedy Show
Lewis Black was hilarious as usual. My third time seeing him, first time at a comedy club. The first two shows I saw him at the VBC. The sound was a bit off on that second show so it was hard ...
Fat Chance
snaps fingers No lazy for you! I forgot tonight is the Lewis Black gig at Standup Live. Now I have to get things for a preshow cookout. Fuck…
Lethargic
Still beat from yesterday. Ended up needing to go to the store anyway. So much for being lazy today. My lower back is still stiff (and sore) from the drive. Made tacos for dinner. The seasonin...
Letter To Annette From Claude
RDR2 reference there. Boy am I fuggin tired! A lot of driving! I didn’t realize that Madam Tussaud’s was part of Opry Mills Mall. Still though, had fun. I got a picture of wax Elvis pinchin...
I'm In Nashville
Currently at Opry Mills Mall resting. Madam Tussaud’s was cool but too short. Two hour drive back to town, eat dinner at Ichiban then drive my aunt back out to Hazel Green. Then back home. ...
I Dunno Edit
I’ve been thinking over some things that we covered in the outpatient program. Matthew Perry’s death was a subject as it was all fresh in our minds. I never was a fan of the show Friends but I ...
Private Note From Last Entey
Okay I’m about to be that one jerk who tells you that you deserve it. I’m sorry, block me if you want. My sister’s murderer was high when he hit her, the asshole didn’t even get a traffic ticket!...
DUI: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
An insurance adjuster for my accident called me this afternoon. The other party (c’mon, the person I wrecked into) isn’t accepting the payout Progressive is offering. He got information about m...
Never Fails
I was snoozing good. Woke up to pain in my upper mouth. I have a bridge where some dental work was done years ago and now that area hurts bad. Fuuuck I don’t want to see the dentist. Hopefully I ...
He Was A Camera
That looked through the lens of madness. Vincent Van Gogh was only 37 when he shot and killed himself. No matter what, this scene always brings me to tears.
4:16 AM
I’ve been up since 3:30 AM yesterday. Took mom out cause she was getting cabin fever. We went to the family plot to visit deceased loved ones then on a whim (she wasn’t ready to go home) I dro...
Did You Know...
That there are unicorns on the moon? Seriously! It was in the papers! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Moon_Hoax I’m in the middle of The Big Book Of Hoaxes. One more Big Book Of then they g...
Canned Soup Or Weak Tea?
Oi. Got a bill in the mail for my blood work. Dunno if I mentioned, thought I might have had Hep C. Luckily I don’t, just low Vitamin D. The bill was close to $300. Ah, good ole American healt...
Why Do I Confuse Timothy Olyphant For Walter Goggins?
Took the free 90 day prime video and spent four hours watching the Fallout TV show. Time well spent. Currently enjoying a chocolate ice cream cone. My sleep is off again. I meant to go to bed ...
Righteous!
Deadpool and Wolverine is hilarious! Speaking of humor, here’s some from down Southland.
Let's Rock!
Scored a ticket for Bad Religion on Oct. 1st. Oh ya!
The Big Book Of British Smiles
Anyone remember these? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Book_Of I checked out six of them from the library. While reading the Scandal book there is a story about Clarence Thomas and Anita H...
That's Cuz Yer A Dummy!
Oh. Ohhh. OHHHHH. Ate too much at dinner. That was stupid.
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
3:04 AM Can’t sleep even though I got up after 7 AM. My knees feel mushy. I did an almost two mile walk today. It’s nice that the temp has been in the 80’s but good lawd was it still humid. T...
Polarizing Politickin'
Rep. Preston “Bully Boy” Brooks faced no jail time, either. He literally assaulted Sen. Charles Sumner on the Senate floor. I’m wondering when it will happen again. https://en.m.wikipedia.org...
The Ass Monkey Who Delivers On Tuesdays
RIP Robin. Just thinking tonight is all. It’s a little past midnight, I should be asleep.
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
