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Spies And Pedos Run Free
Tariffs = broke Americans It’s 3:57 AM and of course I’m awake. I signed mom and I up for a free crafting event at the library at 2 this afternoon. I spaced out watching YouTube, it’s 4:...
What Are You Doing, Stepbro?
How many pornos are there going to be of a female getting stuck in the dryer or under the sink? Mom took some money out of savings yesterday to pay off a few bills and fur spending. So…I got m...
Greetings Citizen Prosebox (R.I.P.)
George Lowe, famous for his voice over work most notably as Space Ghost on the Adult Swim hit *Space Ghost Coast To Coast”, has passed away. He was 68. I have a dead man’s autograph now. 🤔 ...
He Was A Big Time Scrap Metal Tycoon From The South
Murder She Wrote is on in the background. Today started off good but I got REALLY sick at my stomach around sundown. I laid on the couch bemoaning how I felt till I had to make a mad dash to t...
Weird Day
Smokey cried a bit on the way to the vet but was a champ when he got his shot. Proud of my boy. Went out to eat with my aunt and cousin after. I really didn’t want to go to the Chinese buff...
Sometimes, Real Late At Night
I like to jiggle my fat and go blub blub blub blub blub blub. 8:33 PM Had a bad case of poohsenschitt most of the night. Still got up and showered only to see a message saying the position ...
Nona Harriet Dawn
R.I.P. Michelle Trachtenberg I used to watch the Adventures of Pete & Pete religiously as a kid. Saw Harriet the Spy a bunch when it came to HBO. Mom (plus several of my friends) freakin...
Dissatisfied
Been in a funk today. Couldn’t sleep last night so ofc I dozed off after 6 AM. Slept till mid afternoon. Was not happy about it since the weather is nice out. I did get out of the house to...
Gary Larson Is A Genius
2:40 AM and I’m reading The Farside comics. Love Gary Larson’s strange sense of humor. I made eggplant parmesan tonight with homemade sauce. This time I added another tomato and clove of garl...
Poor 'Lil Ole Monster
War Of The Gargantuas is on in the background. At one point the Japanese army is shooting the giant monster with badly animated lightening bolt weapons. Mom blurted out the titles of this entr...
Cleaned Teefies. (UPDATE!) (UPDATE X'S 2)
I got Lily to the vet earlier safe and sound. They’ll sedate her then clean her choppers. After I did that I swung by the store and grabbed four more bundles of logs. Stopped by Circle K fo...
F.U. Karen
Stick those brown sun glasses up your butt. The weather has been shite. Conners was okayish. Barnes and Noble has nothing. Then when crossing to the parking lot some bitch didn’t slow down, sw...
Happy Birthday To Me!
Snow on the ground but the roads are fine. Just picked up some gummies and will be getting lunch within the next hour and a half. Library is open so fingers crossed the horror club is still me...
Oh Come On!!!
Bad weather predicted tomorrow. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Library will be opening late. Just checked their website cause I really want to go to that horror club. Then I saw this… https://hmcpl.org/Youn...
Skidmark Sam And Toe-Jam Tommy Jasper
Ugh! I made a lovely visit to the terlit earlier and now I feel…greasy. 💩 Slowly I’m figuring out a routine with the kitchen. Do the morning dishes after breakfast. Before dinner sweep and ...
Uncle Jed! Granny! Elly Mae!
The Beverly Hillbillies are on. This show is silly but it makes me laugh. Earlier tonight I tried my hand at homemade tomato sauce. I used five tomatoes to make the sauce but probably could’...
Kicking And Screaming (Update)
I’m going to have to drag her back to the doctor on Monday whether she likes it or not. She’s in a lot of pain and I don’t know what else to do. 10:00 PM My back hurts and I’m beat. It’s so ...
Can't Leave Well Enough Alone
Frustrated. Mess to clean. Just…get out of my way. My fault, should’ve did the little steps earlier. Instead a good hour and thirty-six minutes spent doing a good sweatin’s worth of work. Bee...
Tender Is The Flesh (Fresh Tattoo)
https://photos.app.goo.gl/umRh7AUUVZ9aqdQ26 Does this work? Edit: I just tried the different stew recipes I put together and make my own. It is really good but! It’s missing something…maybe...
Friggin' Sweet!
My tattoo guy finally hit me back. Tomorrow, noon.
Foot Feta-ish (Guitar Video)
Damn you girl. I’m horny and the pills say no! So much for relaxing. Got a bill from Wellstone I already paid. The lady who died billing wasn’t there Got my dividend check last night. The b...
Too Early For Phone Calls...
There I was, wrapped in my blanket sound asleep. My phone rings, tearing me from a nice dreamless slumber. Plumber is on his way, awesome. It was 7:59 AM. New toilet is installed and it’s kinda ...
But It's February? Update (x 2)
It’s is 76 F outside. 24.4 C for my non Americans. I’m hot… So far I went back to the docs office with Mom’s new insurance info, then to Chick-fil-A for lunch, Walgreens for her meds. I got 34...
Paging Mr. Herman
I have been on the go since 10:40 this morning. Finally got back home about 40 minutes ago around 7 PM. I am sofa king tired…
Busy Week
1:16 AM For a few good days I’ve been asleep before midnight. Last night I stayed up reading. Today (Monday the 3rd) I had to wait around the house. Mom had her once a month care provider dro...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
