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Smashed Potato Stew š
As the title says, the stew was a bust. It tastes good, pretty thick. But it lacked something. I was thinking like cubed ham or something along those lines. Mom ate part of it but is now maki...
Too Fat For Yard Work
Was gonna mow the backyard today but first I had to chop up a branch that fell off during the last major storm. Instead of hassling with extension cords and the electric chainsaw, I busted out m...
The Recipes
https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/gluten-free-hearty-chicken-pot-pie/78b0ab8f-a1c1-43a3-8258-e0bb35751d55 https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/smashed-potato-stew/d60915d5-b7bb-4c81-b130-c9925...
Fat Heisenberg
Shaved the dome earlier. With my goatee, glasses and bald head I affectionately call myself Fat Heisenberg. āŗļø. Iām pretty sure Iāve written that here before. Woke up at six only after a few ho...
Feeling Honest
So the court fiascoā¦ I failed my last two drug/alcohol screenings. Because of which I was piss tested on the spot. I got high earlier in the week and drank the night before court. I know! I k...
I Ain't...(Update X's Two)
DOING SHIT TODAY!!! Rest and relaxation, not leaving the house Hours laterā¦ Piggy Piggy oink oink So far Iāve eaten a ham and roast beef sandwich, a slice from last nightās meatloaf and I just po...
Meatloaf Recipe (Update)
Instead of copying it out of the cookbook I found the recipe online. https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/gluten-free-glazed-meatloaf/39128993-c6ee-493a-b67a-0cdc8977f2fd 6:24 PM Hot damn was tha...
My Lunch Date With Charles Manson
Court today. It didnāt go too well but Iām still a free man. Suffice to say I donāt want to talk about it. My ritual for after court is to hit up Tenders and get lunch. Swear to everything hol...
I'm Melting! Melting!
Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster is it fucking hot outside! Just got in from running errands and now I am NOT leaving the house again. High today is 97. Itās almost 1 PM and itās already 92. Pi...
Lazy Day
Didnāt feel well this morning so I messaged the counselor Iām staying in. Monday and Tuesday Iāve had a bunch of things to do after therapy so today is my lazy day. Iām not doing anything excep...
My Gums Are On Fire
Went to the taco truck after group. Loaded them down with the red and green chili sauce. Mmm burning deliciousness. The order comes with four and now I want four more. After mom eats weāre hea...
Stir Fry-Day On Sunday
Ended up going to Publix, yet again. They had a BOGO sale on some fruit mom wanted so I loaded up on blueberries and strawberries. Also got a salad mix, baby spinach, more zucchini, fresh mushr...
Chik-Fil-A Operation Market Garden
Play on titles. Operation Market Garden was a WWII offense in the Netherlands and the Chik-Fil-A part is about their market salad. Needless to say where we had lunch today. I had to take her t...
No punchline. Thatās just my old crew and I going out to party.
Exhaustion
For starters, those fucking dogs were in my backyard again. Called 911 who put me in touch with Animal Control who got my address who then promptly never showed up. Even went online to look up ...
Southern Heat, Alabama Sun
92 F/33 C Dear lawd the humidity. Itās like walking into a hot wet fart in a sauna. I havenāt mowed the lawn since before mom went into the hospital. Backyard wasnāt so bad, knocked it out in ...
I Don't Want It!
I just need it! To breathe! To feel! To know Iām alive! Tool - Stinkfist Cravings suck. Under my usual guise of getting a Mt. Dew icee I drove to the liquor store. Arguing with myself the whole...
Guess I'm On Third Shift Again
I crashed after ten something and woke up a little after midnight. When I realized I wasnāt getting back to sleep I went ahead and tossed another load of laundry in the dryer. 2:15 AM now and h...
Emergency Network
Swear to the flying spaghetti monster Iām ready to put the remote through the tv every time the ANK ANK ANK of the emergency broadcast system keeps coming on today. Weāre under a thunder storm w...
Ultimate Face Palm
She lost her discharge papers (which had the instructions of what she needed to do) and now Iām convinced sheās giving herself the wrong dosage of insulin. Even after checking the dosage info on...
Sleep Walker
Though I managed a nap when I got in from group, Iām still in a zombie haze. Feels like I could curl up on a hardwood floor and sleep twelve more hours. Currently sitting at T Mobile with mom. ...
Restless Night
12:53 AM I drank some iced coffee earlier, twas good. Dinner didnāt turn out quite as good as I had hoped. To me the chicken was a bit bland, the zucchini tasted off and I wasnāt big on the flav...
Escalation
Those fucking dogsā¦ I wrote a while back about the new neighbors letting their two pitbulls run around with no collar or leash (or supervisionā¦) Well, I was grilling tonight and while whipping up...
Afternoon Naps
Smokey is in my lap, mom is crashed out in her recliner. The oxygen machine they gave her keeps making me think the dryer is on cause of the noises it makes. Iām gonna have to wake her in a few ...
I'm A Loser According To My Brothers
Where were they when I drove mom to chemo for cancer? Where were they when I changed out her bandages and wiped her clean? Where were they when she had nuemonia and I visited her everyday when I ...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least youāre away from the customers. I can, āpretendā, like Iām cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didnāt stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and weāre good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
Iām versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....Iām part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didnāt doā¦bitch to them.
DONāT MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR IāM THERE!
Iāve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I havenāt missed a day in a year.
But Iāve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I donāt qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
Iām a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Donāt tell me what to do.
Iāll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
