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How The Hell Is It December 21st?
Life’s fast, get a helmet.
The British Are Coming!
And it looks like a job for Superman! Yeah…I dunno. I’m currently not paying attention to the old Max Fleischer Superman cartoons from the late 40’s. The animation on these is still some of t...
A: I Went To See The Shrink
Q: What did the doctor think? A: I swear to God I saw him wink. Another day of feeling queasy. Spraying ass juice throughout most of it. Joyous times and all that. I still don’t feel good. ...
Bond Gets The Girl
You Only Live Twice is going off. I’ve napped on and off tonight. Been very queasy at my stomach, lots of trips to the bathroom since Friday. Seriously, I was only eating enough just to have ...
Stolen From Crystal
General: Name: JE Age: 41 Relationship Status: Chronically single Children: Cats Zodiac Sign: Aquarius/Pisces Where do you live: North Alabama Tattoos: Seven, all on arms. Color: Purple Type...
That Was Something
You spin me right round baby right round I’ve been a man possessed this week. Lots of deep cleaning. Got the living room and office cleaned roof to floor. It took a while but they look nice. ...
Croon With Me The Songs Of Old
Currently talking to a friend about Spotify playlists. I had my nights, when under the appeal of liquors influence, I’d croon alone with Alan Jackson and Hank Williams Sr. I’m thinking of ...
Phase Two: Re-enter Society
Once the holidays are over, find my purpose again. I’ve gotten off the booze. 239 Days It took a stint in both in and out patient rehab and jail. I know I keep going on and on about this… ...
Toikey Day
Just got back from my cousin’s. Twas good. Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
Woke Up With Heartburn
They’ll happen when you put one packet on a single slice of pizza. I had four for dinner last night. So yeah, fire in the pie hole! It’s 5:31 AM. I got up at six something yesterday morning. ...
Another Sleepless Entry
My sleep is so out of whack. Woke up at 6 PM yesterday. Crashed out at…some point earlier today for a few hours. Took mom to her appointment then crashed again for a few more hours. We went ...
Added A Few Splashes Of Soy Sauce
Controversial Opinion
Texas isn’t Southern. Texas is Texan. It is it’s own thing.
I Sleep Like My Bowel Movements
Irregular and most times watery.
Hot Bowl Of Ramen At Four In The Morning
And it expired in 2021! Laid out on the couch, having a few tokes off the joint I rolled earlier. Sent my resumé out again on Indeed. One week without work and I’m already up all night again...
I'll Start The Engine
But I can’t take this ride for you… Eric was my best friend for a long time. Countless hours of film watching, music listening, booze drinking, riding around finding places to park and hoof it...
Quicker Gettin' Sicker
I’ve got an itchy throat and a nagging cough now. 🙄 You’d think I’d put down the cigarettes but noooo nicotine addiction has me by the balls. Just had a bowl of ice cream, now I’m munching o...
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Yup, I’m sick. It’s late, I’m eating chicken soup after taking some NyQuil. Peacock got into it with the owner of the paint company so I’m out of a job. Something feels off about that but...
Get 'Em While They're Hot!
I’ve taken to putting hot sauce or jalapenos in my eggs for breakfast. Tis good. Thanks to everyone’s kind notes from yesterday. Just one of those days.
FUBRAIN
Feeling lonely tonight. Brain is trying negative reinforcement, telling me I’ll be alone forever and to go drink. I’m so tired of this shit. Got caught in the rain at the Christmas event in TN ...
Prone To Accidental Accidents
This afternoon I shaved. Was trying to do No Shave November (just my face) and it got itchy. That and I looked…not right. So I buzzed then razored my fuzz scuzz. I look less homeless now. ...
Schlotzky's Calzone
That’s what I had for a late lunch. I don’t eat there often, in fact I’ve got there more times this year (four) than I have in the last fifteen plus years. Peacock got under my skin a bit tod...
Legalize Everything
In other news I took some skin off my shin when I accidentally walked into a sharp, metal object. I’ve got it bandaged up but boy did it bleed.
10:32 PM (P.M.A.)
Positive Mental Attitude I’m getting exercise on the regular now thanks to the job. Don’t know if that’s having any effect really but I know at night I’m ready for rest and I’m more alert/le...
The Continuing Adventures Of Molly Mildew And The Spores
Today’s Adventure: Bleach Won’t Cure This Our tale opens in a small, unsuspecting apartment in Madison, Alabama. The second apartment was a one bedroom and good lawd the smell damn near knock...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
