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Fish For Dinner! No Wait! Pizza!
I. Am. Beat. Finished a load of laundry, stuffed another load in the dryer (one more to go), swept and organized the living room a bit, got the kitty boxes, all their dishes, our dishes and mop...
Beano-Man!
Able to beat a burp to a twerp! More powerful than gas from your ass! It’s Beano-Man! Beano-Man was a running gag between a friend and I. Said friend worked with a guy who brought up Beano in ...
One year sober from alcohol. I’ve been listening to this s lot the last few days. Bitchin’!
Jail Fudz
🤦♂️ Saw lemon drop hard candy and instinctively grabbed a bag. These were my JAM in jail. I haven’t eaten them since and it’s ALMOST a year since I was sentenced. Why not? Mom has been a ...
Booty Sweat
TMI ahead… You’ve been warned… Seriously, it’s gross… Okay… Swamp ass all weekend and today. Humidity causing me to constantly wipe (plus wicked ass juice-diarhea) has left my cheeks feelin...
Sittin' Alone
Strummin’ my guitar Singin’ an outlaw love song
Gift That Keeps On Giving (Edit)
Sunburned again. This time I can tell where the sunscreen didn’t go. 😄 I’m burning up! 8:34 AM A hot shower will take the sting out of sunburn. It’ll still itch like hell but it won’t hurt ...
I'm Not Leaving Without That Toy!
My feet and knees feel worn out. Went to a new(ish) greenway and walked. Had fun. Enjoyed the weather. Found a small body of water where I took a breather at. I did not expect to see four mi...
Fell In Love With A Girl (Edit)
And her name is Nature. Actually not really. After I was chilling in my front yard after the season’s first mowing some bee’s took an interest in me and I got bit I few times on my leg from wha...
Yesterday...
With my left hand I grabbed a paper towel of the roll and did a quick yank to tear it off. Wasn’t paying attention and my extended index finger slammed, full force, against the counter. Ho boy...
Shrugs
It’s rained on and off. Sometimes a hard rain, sometimes a light sprinkle. Nothing too bad. Yay! 4:35 AM Quiet for hours now. Watched Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather on YouTube. Funny, cu...
3:40 AM *Aliens* (Edit/Update)
Anyone see the sequel to Alien, Aliens.? I’m in the middle of the third book of the trilogy, River Of Pain. It tells the story of how the little girl, Newt, ended up where she was when Ripley ...
But Lt. Dan?
He. Was. Nuts! Today the weather was perfect so I went and flew a kite. Mom used the new walker my bro and his gf got her. Twas nice. I keep joking about riding out the storm that’s comi...
One Marijuana, Please?
8:00 AM on the dot! I finished the second Alien book a few minutes ago. Alien: Sea of Sorrows by James A. Moore I liked it a lot better than the first one I read yesterday. If I keep this...
Cabbage And A Bit Of Mushroom (Updated)
No Reservation is on in the background. RIP Anthony Bourdain 🤟 You taught me to be adventurous and appreciate life through food. I’m sleeping in/staying up too late again. Oh well, extra hou...
When I'm On Cocaine I Don't Want To Dance
I just want more cocaine. Spent the day sleeping (a lot!) and not feeling good. Yesterday mom felt like arse and now I feel like bum. 🤒🤕😷 Time for another terlit trip. I need to find so...
Put The Fork Down!
Man, I’ve been hungry the last hour. Ate some leftovers doused in hot sauce, downed a Mt. Dew with it then had a Little Debbie snack. I’ve finally hit bottom ha. I’m getting super tired but...
Deport Elon!
Just had a thought… Is it possible for the federal workers to band together and file a class action lawsuit against Musk?
Spies And Pedos Run Free
Tariffs = broke Americans It’s 3:57 AM and of course I’m awake. I signed mom and I up for a free crafting event at the library at 2 this afternoon. I spaced out watching YouTube, it’s 4:...
What Are You Doing, Stepbro?
How many pornos are there going to be of a female getting stuck in the dryer or under the sink? Mom took some money out of savings yesterday to pay off a few bills and fur spending. So…I got m...
Greetings Citizen Prosebox (R.I.P.)
George Lowe, famous for his voice over work most notably as Space Ghost on the Adult Swim hit *Space Ghost Coast To Coast”, has passed away. He was 68. I have a dead man’s autograph now. 🤔 ...
He Was A Big Time Scrap Metal Tycoon From The South
Murder She Wrote is on in the background. Today started off good but I got REALLY sick at my stomach around sundown. I laid on the couch bemoaning how I felt till I had to make a mad dash to t...
Weird Day
Smokey cried a bit on the way to the vet but was a champ when he got his shot. Proud of my boy. Went out to eat with my aunt and cousin after. I really didn’t want to go to the Chinese buff...
Sometimes, Real Late At Night
I like to jiggle my fat and go blub blub blub blub blub blub. 8:33 PM Had a bad case of poohsenschitt most of the night. Still got up and showered only to see a message saying the position ...
Nona Harriet Dawn
R.I.P. Michelle Trachtenberg I used to watch the Adventures of Pete & Pete religiously as a kid. Saw Harriet the Spy a bunch when it came to HBO. Mom (plus several of my friends) freakin...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
