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Becoming my parents is the goal
Cause if I’m not spending my 30s standing in the kitchen having turkey, peanut butter, and honey sandwiches to the sounds of sade’s greatest hits at 7 am in zubaz and a neon tank top, followed by...
1998
we would walk home from school and me and my friends would go to my room and make a fort involving my pink glitter blow up chair (do you remember the smell of inflatables? it was pretty strong). ...
reasons why i am pissy ‘19
Well first of all, the fact that I have to type all of this up on my phone due to my fear of someone being able to find this on the work computer. Of course my phone is lagging. Shrimp is butt di...
Kennedy's season 29 maraschino cherry cake
Ingredients Cake 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar 3/4 cup salted butter 1/2 teaspoon vanilla 3/4 cup sour cream 1 egg 4 egg whites 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 4 teaspoons baking powder 1/4 cup milk 1...
I yam furbo
I nEEDEd a waffle yesterday as soon as I woke up so I rolled over and started looking for Uber Eats options on my phone. I got the idea from my client, CG who ordered MCD on Uber Eats when she go...
I literally cannot stop watching this
It’s my distress tolerance skill. Also that witch is the real witch from the Wiz of Oz. I might start writing here again after tomorrow when I get my toot toot beep beeps.
august itasca county
IT’S BORKDOWN MONTH EVERYBODY! What exciting endeavors does this month hold I wonder. I also wonder why I have a hard time in August. Probably stems from having to deal with Meatballs birthday. H...
I am effing festive
I just got home. Now if you’ll excuse me, Rod Serling, Dick York and Burgess Meredith are waiting for me with open arms.
I miss Asia
Japan and Korea. I miss the smells.
decor milieu
I demand the following make a comeback in 2019: wood paneling TVs with drawers that you can close (it’s for the Feng shui god dammit!) lining drawers with floral wallpaper rec rooms actual Pyrex...
Layin in the grass today
Who celebrates or has heard of May Day?
Need to know this for very important muppet business. My friend got a mayday basket on her door and there is a puppet parade here that I didn’t know about 😞
This is what I wish was happening
I’m in Vegas drinking a bloo and red iced daiquiri and walking in the heat and I’m all sweaty and tired but then I arrive in my ph apartment on the 63rd floor of the encore where it is a brisk 65...
mental note
this is a note to remind myself to buy ZZ Top tickets fo jun 29th and dont forget flogging and dropkick on June 8th
I'm bart simpson who the hell are you
Ok so my whole family just got into a huge loud fight at Angino’s which is this one place that has this really good meatball dip that I ordered and it was great even though we left before I could...
Liza is like the mom that doesn't come to your dance recital
Even though she paid for your classes and your outfits and encouraged you the whole time. Ditched out on at the last minute! That’s how I feel, but whatever. I still love her cause i understand h...
