Strangely Estranged
by 386FHK
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š²241
I think they neurophoned me the puzzle solution today. The formula is DOG TAG NUMBER=MINUTES FROM DATE OF LICENSE. Theyāve done this before though. Send me the apparent solution and then chang...
Gas Lighting
I used to work at 660 G Street in the Gas Lamp District, I should have seen it coming. āThe claim that they are insane in particular is a terrific example of gaslightingāāāan abuse tactic where...
Emoji Analysis
I wonder why emoji number 280 is a pile of shit š©, but at least itās smiling. Fat Man has all the doors on the Camry and Caravan open today. Could there be a correlation?
I'm Being Spontaneous!
Yeahā¦ I wish.
The Deceiver
I donāt have a problem with witches, I have a problem with the woman next door who happens to be a witch. She has pretended to be my friend when all the while she has tricked and deceived me. ...
šMarauding Down Main Street
Thatās a line from Exit 57ās āGiant Lady Bugā skit. Stephen Colbert and crew do a play on 1950ās space alien genre with a giant, yet harmless lady bug. It begins with a man killing a small lad...
V'Ger
Iām afraid Iāve become like Star Trekās VāGer. āMust find Creator, The Creator must join with VāGer!ā āMUST FIND CREATOR!ā
Noodles
I found this old receipt, I mean really old receipt for my sky metallic blue 1981ā¦or was it 1980 Chevy Malibu. It was from a repair I had done while living in Palm Springs. On the reverse was ...
Elk Rotary
On Truman Show thereās a scene where Truman is mowing the lawn with an Elk Rotary brand lawn mower. Could that have something to do with my origin? All this time Iāve been thinking āMasonsā, no...
Pythagorean Gematria
Itās not a secret, just because the American public is ignorant does not mean itās a secret. Google trends shows most of the interest comes from outside of the U.S. Interestingly, Uraguayās ci...
Pan vs Devil
Obviously their energies manifested into the caring shepherd of Pan rather than the Christian Devil image labeled upon him. Watch what you wish for. Pan has always been the worlds biggest scap...
Lawn Mower Man
I try to keep track of some of the more interesting or frightening sympathetic objects found around the house. One such āobjectā was tape wrapped around the throttle of our gas powered lawn mowe...
Trees in the Power Lines
Iāve been unable to get the electric company out to trim the trees, Iāve called a couple of times. It seems kinda dangerous with them like that. I keep thinking back to the day when my brother ...
Channeling Father
I donāt think the Family is willing nor permitted to help in this matter. With no other choice, I will attempt to channel Father for the answers I seek. First though, I must devise a way to au...
Girlfriend in a Coma
The question is, āWho the hell woke her up and why?ā Yeah, the Tacomaās are goneā¦ she didnāt notice at first, just barely awake at the time. Now sheās up and about and wondering who put her in t...
November Spawned a Monster
And Independence Day hath taken her away. Our very own Rain Woman whose number is now 22 and 520 is gone. It seemed as though dates were her only talent. She was able to recall dates without d...
Was I Always a Dinner Show?
Nice try Ms. Stalker, but number 10 has more to share. Trying to trace things back, I just need to know if it was always the plan. Computingā¦ computingā¦ (sorry, this model is a little slow, 48...
Free Range Mannibalism
Decided to ignore the poison by wine foreshadowing and have a glass. Mind then wandersā¦ Strangely linked neurons appear wine>blood>mannibalism>Pasteurization>McDonalds Hash browns. ...
AC I Need You
The thought of Episode 99 came to mindā¦ me playing Captain Pike. Then thoughts shifted to father. Was he there, could he help? I really need his guidance right now. Was that really him or was...
Present or Pain?
Itās like opening a present with each discovery that I make. The family has provided many gifts over the years that I am just now finding. Easter eggs, some brightly painted and beautiful and o...
Book Description
Iāve become estranged from the family I never really knew. I was never really part of their lives, though they were always part of mine. Revelations of their good deeds arrive at my doorstep almost daily, years and sometimes decades after the gift. Never wrapped, never a card, always anonymous, had I only known, Iād never be barred. I am decades behind, caught in a time warp.