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Well, the tent was fucked, completely gutted out, so I bought a new one. It’s just a tad smaller than the previous one, but it’s still got three separate rooms, so no worries there. Everything is...

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The torrential downpour late last night flooded my home out and now I’m pretty much fucked. I’ll write more on this later, I just wanted to share this bullshit with the world. I’ve got work to do...

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It’s not Autumn yet. You still have two weeks. Calm down.

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Yeah, so me and the dog (or should that be the dog and I?) are still living in our big-ass tent. In fact, the one-year mark is coming up - I moved my big-ass tent to that spot back in December, a...

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If you are any kind of a Metroid fan, you really ought to go here and download the Metroid II fan remake. It was made by a guy as a tribute to the Metroid games. It took this fucker 9 years to ma...

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DISCLAIMER Don’t be offended by this. If you are, don’t tell me, I don’t really care. This is satirical. Actually, whilst I’ll be using my usual acerbic style, I actually really fucking hate this...

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I would say “Come follow me on twitter!” but to be honest more people follow me on twitter than ever read me here, so what’s the point? But just in case: @Laser_Raptor

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This fucking weather is driving me mad. I can’t fucking cope in this shitty goddamn heat. It’s a terrible fucking heat, too, one that’s actually making me sweat even though it doesn’t feel that ...

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I have 554 unread bookmarks. Time to go and read each and every one of them.

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Well, it’s nothing major but I bought a cheap-ass Win 7 laptop. Mediocre processor but a nice fat 8GB RAM speeds things up considerably. I’m only using it for movies, music and retro-gaming anywa...

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It’s been a mediocre summer. We had a few hot days and that was about it. I shouldn’t be surprised, summer blows here but still. Wasn’t cold enough to stop fleas invading the tent 😤but that’s oka...

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… To Shadow 😁

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My profile picture isn’t supposed to look like that but wow, that rocks 😁👍😁

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I know I don’t update much anymore but if you’re not gonna read the shit I write I may as well not bother at all.

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WARNING: TRIGGER WARNING. THE EASILY OFFENDED MAY WISH TO STOP READING RIGHT NOW. I ONLY WARNING. It’s no secret (to anybody who has an internet connection and know how to read), that late days ...

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I disappear for a few months and when I come back you’ve all been having drama without me. Well done, Prosebox. You have finally become OD.

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Good god, I apologise for the lack of updates but I’ve been an extremely busy little fucker. I nabbed a PS1 and a fucking arse ton of games. I’ve also been catching up on my reading and sorting o...

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Well I’m glad the weather is getting better. The skeetos are gonna be a nightmare sooner or later but there are remedies for that. I’ve been playing a lot of old DS games lately. Mainly GTA China...

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Happy fucking birthday. One person cared enough to say it to me. I guess I can’t complain since I didn’t really tell anyone about it. Ah well, at least Jack Daniels cares. Sob.

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I’m trying to figure out how to post photos here via my phone. As soon as I figure it out I’ll do that, because there are a lot of photos on my phones that you may or may not be interested in. Fo...

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Let me say this right now so I don’t get falsely accused of muh soggy knees somewhere down the line: it is utterly irrelevant that the new lineup are all female. Okay? I don’t give a fuck what ge...

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And it’s fast as fuck. Plus fifty gig data so I guess a lot of porn is in my immediate future. Snoogans.

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Blah blah bollocks. Chris Rock is in trouble for making jokes and I don’t see the fucking problem. DiCaprio won an Oscar and I’m supposed to give a shit. I don’t. My tent is an enormous bastard o...

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So as the four of you who regularly reads me know, I am something of a Deadpool fan. Today the movie opens and I going to see it in a few hours. Very excited. I’ll let you know what I think afte...

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Okay I haven’t been updating much but seriously - how often do I need to write about how all I do is stress out at my dog and drink too much? I’ve been doing pretty much the same thing day in and...

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