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So yeah-no, I won’t be injecting disinfectant into myself, thanks Mr. U.S. President. You mean to tell me people actually took time out of their day to go and vote for this guy? I actually thou...

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So you know how I literally can’t order in anything extra at work because all the channels have been blocked since all this craziness started and the warehouse went into meltdown? And you know h...

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I was that fucking stressed out at work yesterday that I asked a blind woman if she see something whereabouts that I was trying to find for her. Yup. I got to work to find out that I was rostered...

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That was a bloody tough week at work - glad it’s over. When I went on one of my breaks, I checked my phone and noticed it was on this page. Naturally, I was like ‘WTF?’ so I quickly got out of i...

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Stealing this from Mel! :) 10 people/characters who sparked my sexual awakening. This was harder than I thought! I hope I haven’t missed anyone important who may have slipped my mind. I did num...

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Apparently Trump hung up the phone abruptly on our Prime Minister today LOL.

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Oh man, this was funny.

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I read the FUNNIEST shit today. Omg I couldn’t stop laughing at the reply to this. I shagged my straight married boss and now he’s not interested

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Okay, I cannot stop laughing at this article today. Not just the title itself, but some of the quotes in it from the people involved. I love how she’s all upset and suing for 3.2 million dollar...

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Maybe I’m just getting old, or have been old for a long time, but I really don’t see the appeal of music festivals. I kind of put them in the same category as marathons. Why pay an exuberant a...

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Omg, this cracked me up this morning :D

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Oh man I have seen so many memes today in relation to the news that’s happened today. Just sharing a few.

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Some of these are pretty clever :) http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexlee/my-house-is-always-this-clean?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphp#.tt5pnXoOw

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Omg, these things crack me up :D 25 Grindr dramas that gay guys are over already

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This made me laugh today. Don’t scroll down if you don’t like nudity… or you’re a prude :)

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This goes in the ‘LOL’ book because all i can do is laugh.

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I’ve spent the last 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably at this :D http://www.cleo.com.au/you/lifestyle/2015/6/cinema-plays-insidious-3-instead-of-inside-out/

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Now I’m not sure what I make of this. The idea of a memory box is really cute. Sure, great idea. The idea of putting your passed lover’s ashes into a dildo and fucking yourself with it.... hmmmm....

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Oh I am not WITH it today at all! One of those days where I just haven’t been thinking clearly, for whatever reason. I can’t really think of one. I had enough sleep, although there were two day...

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This photo was circulating the internet today. Right on, kid.

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This was my smart-arse response… AND THEY RESPONDED TO IT! LO-FUCKING-L. Surely they can’t think I’m serious? Are people really that stupid out in the world around us? Wow.

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Look, I don’t know why I found this joke so funny, but I’m still laughing at it two days later. I saw it as a status from some random guy in my newsfeed. This is how it went… I asked a Chinese gi...

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