Things in Chunky giblets

I am now the proud owner of 174 books, all nice and handy on my phone. This thing truly is my lifeline. I use it to read books, play videogames, check the news, Skype my girlfriend, harass asshole celebrities on twitter, make strange 8-bit music, listen to music, check the weather, and more. Its slow and unpredictable and the screen is shattered but I think I’d be lost without it. And now I have an insane number of books to get through.

It’s a good job I have two portable chargers, because I eat up the battery like nobody’s business.

This just in! David Cameron is a cheeky lying cunt. But I really cannot be bothered to type it all out on a phone, so go look at the news you lazy bastards.