a scant barrage in idea barrages

1.) A down on-his-luck Scott Baio has to move in with the only person who will take him back, his furry brother, in BRONIE LOVES CHACHI.

2.) The plot to ANT-MAN was a series of microaggressions.

3.) Stage a photo of Andrew Cuomo and Rivers Cuomo together at the point where the Mohawk and Hudson meet called “Rivers Cuomos”.

4.) Your Captain Beefheart cover band will be named Trout Mask Replica Replica.

5.) Canadian Scrooge McDuck has a Loonie Bin.

6.) A parody of “The Humpty Dance” about galumpki wouldn’t make any sense to you non-ethnic types.

7.) She could only eat old science magazines being as she was an omnivore.

8.) A parody of Soul 2 Squeeze about a roleplaying group isn’t the worst idea I’ve ever had but it might be close.

9.) Also inadvisable: a parody of “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” about minor Star Trek character Harry Mudd.