69 in idea barrages

1.) You gotta be crazy enough to see the world differently but sane enough to report your findings cogently back to the normies. It’s a balance.

2.) It’s like America was a sitcom that was strong for five seasons and here we are now, rehashing our way through season seven.

3.) “iZombie” is about a zombie whose psychic powers get her in & out of trouble & they didn’t call it “That’s So Ravenous”? Boo to that.

4.) Dating absurdists is hard, a lot of them have dada issues.

5.) Just as evolution is genetic glitches accidentally causing advantage, novel thought is having wrong ideas that upon reflection cause insight

6.) You think/hear/see something incorrectly then synthesize it with something you knew before and know something new. Inspiration is glitch.

7.) You go mad in small controlled ways to see new possibly stupid vistas but processed in your sane mind the difference yields radical insight.

8.) One of the advantages of the end of the world would be no more people mispronouncing “Popeye” as if it were “Pupeye”.

9.) If The Great Bluedini & Sharkleberry Finn were the John & Paul of Kool-Aid flavours, surely Pink Swimmingo was the Pete Best. (Purplesaurus Rex was George.)

10.) I wonder how many Presidents had tattoos. Not big crazy ones but a lot of them were military guys, maybe like a small discrete Navy thing.

11.) Loitering in the H.R. office is a violation of their personnel space.

12.) If the All-Star Game had a yearly “Manager Freaking Out On The Umpire” competition, I would watch the hell out of that.

13.) During a sporting event fielded by cyclopses, yelling “Good Eye!” is actually really insensitive.

14.) I’ve been having a lot of nightmares where about halfway through, it shifts into my being merely an actor pretending to do these things.

15.) If you have the super-ability to update Twitter, facebook, tumblr or instagram with only the power of your mind, you are a socialopath.

16.) The more an industry has to rely on cute stupid ad mascots, the less actual difference there is between the crap service of the competitors.

17.) You could probably rework Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades” to be about Ace of Base.

18.) oh, the nightmare about my laptop breaking and as a side effect my hands were paralyzed. that was a great one.