430 in idea barrages

1.) Convince someone that 420 is a reference to “A Song of Six Pence” because it involves 4 and 20 of something baked.

2.) Sadly, all “Snoke On The Water” parodies must wait until the next Star Wars when we find out what the hell a Snoke is.

3.) When dreams take on the role of life-reviews, man, I’d rather just power through the night and spend the next day exhausted.

4.) If you have to write “Hey Dude” erotic fan-fiction, at least use the title “The Importance of Being Ernst”.

5.) A Prince parody about Jabberwocky called “Vorpal Rain” would be timely but painfully inaccessible.

6.) In the timeline where you went back & prevented WW2 by propping up Hitler’s art career, he supplanted Bob Ross on the Joy of Painting.

7.) Did Roman officials live in marble palaces even in the outer territories? Was Pontius a stone temple Pilate?

8.) Don’t gloat when The Other Guy gets caught with PEDs. Many players are on something, it’s just most are careful about it.

9.) Today, try to convince someone you think the phrase is “statue of limitations” because the statue of Justice is blindfolded.

10.) In my head canon, the Mon in Pokemon is because they were genetically engineered by Monsanto, not because they’re “Monsters”.

11.) Every time she wanted to use the slow cooker, he brought home fast food, she understandably felt crock-blocked.

12.) “What’s that giant iron statue of Matthew Broderick?” “Oh, you like it, that’s my new ferrous Bueller!”

13.) blintzes ain’t shit/but dough with bits/put in a pan and/cooked a bit/put ‘em in a face when they’re done/hope they’re cooked through and you don’t get the runs

14.) I’m sure someone has already done a parody of The Police’s “Walking On The Moon” about Christopher Walken.