225 in idea barrages

1.) When you empower ignorance & hate, it doesn’t matter if you’re as hateful as what you empower, what matters it what it does. A plurality of a plurality of a plurality supports a gross monster. Its now on us to not let them leverage that into real power. All this said, Brian Williams is a lot better as a pleasant well-spoken idiot to wrangle talking heads than as a voice of truth.

2.) If I were a politician and I were at a spa, I would always say “I’m Mike Cecconi and I approve this massage.”

3.) Probably at the fall of the Roman Empire there was some douche Caesar who claimed he’d make Rome great again too, I dunno.

4.) In the future, we will all be famous for 15 likes/comments/subscriptions.

5.) Dear internet, I’m always gonna click “view all on one page” if the option’s there, I get you gotta do ads but don’t treat me like an idiot.

6.) did Salt and Peppa ever have an album called “To Taste” or “As Needed”? they should’a.

7.) ethereal… e/the/real… e, the real. as one word, four syllables. as three words, three. need to do something with this.

8.) The crafts you buy outside a Dead show are homemade, the crafts you buy outside a Dave Matthews show are bromade.

9.) It’s about the Sesame Street grocer’s early years in WW2 executing disserters,. It’s called HANGIN’ WITH MR. HOOPER. It’s pretty terrible.

10.) What’s the over-under on terrible “Amazon Prime” jokes about Wonder Woman when MURDER-SUPERMAN VS GUN-BATMAN comes out?

11.) I think the best fusion of two disparate celebrities would be Malcolm-Jamal McDowell.

12.) A half-hour straight on the treadmill might’ve been too much for day three.