224 in idea barrages

1.) Meme people, we need scenes from Friends where everyone has Hillary Clinton’s head, like, STAT.

2.) If we could only invent a car that runs on urine, it would make the stickers on the cabs of pick-up trucks really confusing.

3.) You can’t act in a lemon-party porno if you don’t have your sag card.

4.) What’s the best advice you can give but you don’t follow yourself because you’re a hypocrite? Mine is “take risks”.

5.) “Full-Tang Blade Ain’t Form Over Function!”

6.) The woodworkers are all just starting to get in shape for the upcoming lathing suit season.

7.) Every youtube presenter you have a crush on is, at this moment, making love to someone much more attractive than you.

8.) I’m trying to not bore twitter/facebook with my struggles trying to get healthy. It’s a lot of my life right now but I’m trying.