221 in idea barrages

1.) So VR is gonna be like 3-D, huh? Every few cycles, they’ll bilk early adopters and conspicuous consumers with it but ultimately disappoint.

2.) I hope that tonight my dreams don’t again involve a tour of the afterlife, a battle with future superheroes and a curse so no one can lie.

3.) If you’d kill to defend the honour of “In The Name Of The Rose”, does that make you an Eco terrorist?

4.) You can teach the bird to repeat the Fresh Prince theme back to you but make no mistake parrots just don’t understand.

5.) She had no problem wearing imitation Indian garb, she was all sari not sari.

6.) Your Deadpool/Poison Ivy fan fic had better include copious references to poplar culture.

7.) What’s the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally? At the Klan rally, the robes are cleaner.

8.) I’d never seen a person running for president who wanted to be president less than Jeb. So I mean, this was gonna happen.

9.) The ranch at Hidden Valley is hidden to obscure the rampant obesity there.

10.) The later in the horror movie that people finally believe the person nobody believed, generally the worse it is.

11.) ZZ Top’s secret origin is that they were all bitten by Wolfman Jack.