Yo' Mothra in idea barrages

1.) Yo’ Mothra so fat,
when Godzilla breathes his fire breath,
she just pulls out a giant shishkabob to roast.

2.) Yo’ Mothra so fat,
two Japanese women orbit around her.

3.) Yo’ Mothra so ugly,
she’s building a cocoon to turn back into a caterpillar.

4.) Yo’ Mothra so fat,
when she flies around the house just once she has to sit down and rest for hours.

5.) Yo’ Mothra so dumb,
she thinks her compound eye is a hemorrhoid creme.

6.) Yo’ Mothra so broke,
she hasn’t had a job in years
but she’s finally putting some feelers out.

7.) Yo’ Mothra so conceited,
she says she’s cousins with She-Ra and Sun Ra.

8.) Yo’ Mothra so ugly,
the hook-up bars put out cedar chips instead of peanuts.

9.) Yo’ Mothra so dumb,
she thinks larvae come from volcanoes.

10.) Yo’ Mothra so old,
she only flies in circles around candles.

Last updated February 23, 2016