19 in idea barrages

1.) I’m sure there are Esperanto rappers somewhere but are there any GOOD ones?

2.) “Oh we had YA when I was a kid, back then we called it Comic Books” is the most Old Man thought I’ve ever had.

3.) If you’re gonna do a recipe book of vegan halal cooking, you might as well call it “The Seitanic Verses”.

4.) Would Oscar the Grouch try to have sex with the garbage monster in Fraggle Rock if they met?

5.) Easy costume: red floppy hat, baking smock, cut-off jeans. Bam, you’re Strawberry Jortcakes. You’re welcome.

6.) Another great band name would be “Merciful Heathens”.

7.) One of the key platforms of my presidential run would be replacing the phrase “goodbye” with “stay nasty”.

8.) I declare that a pint of Guinness with a shot of espresso dropped in, Boilermaker-style, is called a “Dayquil”.

9.) You don’t take a pulse on a clown, like with a human, you squeeze its nose. As long as the nose squeaks, it will rise again.

10.) Someone in a youtube video referred to that awful sexist “Resting Bitch Face” thing as “RBF” and I assumed she meant “Roast Beef Farts”.

11.) I want Lisa Loeb to return with an album of Elvis covers called “Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Loeb”.

12.) Music teachers: don’t use “Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge” for teaching scales anymore. Use “Egon’s Ghost Blaster Destroys Fully”