11 in idea barrages

1.) Law and Order: Special Victuals Unit would only investigate food crimes. Guy Fieri would be like the Kingpin.

2.) In 2016, I’ll stop expecting someone or something other than myself to save me but, like, I’ll still take it if it happens.

3.) From here on, if you’re wooing Eastern European women, remember to tell them the soiree is in 2016, don’t screw up dating your Czechs.

4.) A nightmare about being taken hostage from a flight change through the Middle East while traveling? THANKS MELATONIN.

5.) How has a deodorant ad never used the song “Arrivederci Aroma”?

6.) In interviews, he’s like a big block of granite that only lets a little giving-a-damn trickle through, he’s a Harrison Fjord.

7.) Sang the melancholy zookeeper, “egrets, I’ve got a few, but then again, too few to mention”.

8.) Make a Bloody Mary with tequila instead. Call it “Agave Maria”. You’re welcome.

9.) Have they done a Simpsons in the Spanish Inquisition with Confessor Frink? I mean, in 6000 episodes, they must have.

10.) Bryan Adams HAD to wake up the neighbors with a giant megaphone, his music had put them to sleep.

11.) CAR WARS EPISODE SEVEN: THE FORDS AWAKEN War! The Emperor has violated The Honda Accords…