1119 in idea barrages

1.) Lowering the taxation on feather moguls is an example of tickledown economics.

2.) I hope some day Dan Savage names a sex act or sex-related thing “the Tucker Carlson”.

3.) Again, a “Baby Got Bakula” parody about Quantum Leap might be a little too obscure.

4.) Would you be more or less for circumcision if we started calling the foreskin the “wang fedora”?

5.) Name your band Huge Beaumont.

6.) A parody of Danke Schoen about how dorky chain drive wallets are, despite how tough people think they look, might work?

7.) Pegasus does what a real horse don’t.

8.) I should be writing. I should be sleeping. I should be doing one of these two things.