1117 in idea barrages

1.) The man with the fern fetish inevitably ended up in the frondzone.

2.) My inability to rap limits my ability to do an “endo/Endor” based parody of Gin and Juice.

3.) Politicians who were never gonna let Syrian immigrants in to begin with now claiming it’s about Paris, go sit and spin.

4.) The difference between identity and ego, where to hang onto these elements and where to let go, it’s a monstertrucker.

5.) If I had to make a website mocking clickbait on the internet, I’d call it Trendzone. (I love making fun of the concept of the Friendzone.)

6.) Judgment is not concern, confrontation is not assistance, negative criticism is not encouragement. Love is love.

7.) Taco Bell ain’t real Tex-Mex but if you’re looking for a way to slowly poison yourself, it’s an affordable option. All things their place.

8.) Let’s stop calling them GOP candidates and start calling them what they really are, Confederate Civil War re-enactors.