114 in idea barrages

  • Nov. 4, 2015, 12:12 a.m.
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1.) Maybe tonight I won’t have another nightmare about having all my clothes stolen on a film set.

2.) Phlebotomist by day, vampire hunter by night, mortals call her Cora Coeur, monsters call her BLOOD DRAW.

3.) Last night’s dream, I was an actor playing a time-traveling John Belushi who picked up Elvira at a Clinton orgy. DREAMS ARE WEIRD.

4.) Well-dressed dude casually murders to protect the status quo and gets laid along the way? 007 or CEO?

5.) Random thought: How would the Scarecrow in The Wizard Of Oz know who Lincoln was to be thinkin’ like Lincoln?

6.) In Hollywood, 500 pitches a day begin with “Seth Rogen plays a stunted man-child who…“

7.) Also, why WOULD there be no place like home? Dorothy, you’re going back to a tornado-ravaged dirt farm. Might want to rethink.

8.) The weird thing about local politics is looking at results and seeing candidates who may have had more signs out than votes.


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