112 in idea barrages

1.) I hope we start deriding MRAs and Gamergaters by referring to them as “brotesters”.

2.) Job Title: Secular Humourist.

3.) Busking with Husker Du covers is an all-or-nothing choice. If someone gets where you’re coming from, all of the money.

4.) Leela from FUTURAMA’s reproductive tract contains cyclopian tubes.

5.) They should make the Hulk the next Captain America so we can call him “Star-Spangled Banner”.

6.) Peter Peter Pumpkin eater, ate Billy Corgan, then felt weird.

7.) What’s worse? A Christmas themed electronics ad on November 1st or one with the term “no elfin’ around” at any time?

8.) “At Least We Made It To The Finals” is the pity handjob of sport. Technically you accomplished something but in the end you just feel dirty.