halloween barrage in idea barrages

1.) My favourite line in THE LOST IN SPACE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL was definitely “MANGER! MANGER, WILL ROBINSON!”

2.) Take the moving steps upstairs in the mall. Loudly quip “Well, THAT escalated quickly!” Act like you think you’re REALLY clever.

3.) MOVIE PRO-TIP: a framed picture of Reagan means this is either a gov’t office in the 80s or the bad guy’s mansion now.

4.) At least tell me that the porno parody of Goosebumps will claim to be authored by “R.L. Stain”. I mean, come on.

5.) The early bard gets the word.

6.) A gunslinger in mom jeans tames the Old West in “High Pants Drifter”.

7.) Maybe the future will find the internet and think we had a god named Sobama because of all the times we Thank Sobama.

8.) Stat out Ollie the Dog for a role-playing game & he’s got really high intelligence & charisma but record-settingly low wisdom.

9.) If you wanted to do a REALLY obscure cosplay, combine Marvel C-lister with ancient comic strip for “Little Arkon Annie”.

10.) Wear a big sleeping cap done up like a strawberry and jean shorts for Halloween. Claim you are Strawberry Jortcakes.

11.) Newest eventual autobiography title: “Tall Dork And Handsome”.

12.) Just say “oh, this is my pre-zombie costume” if anyone asks.

13.) Ale. It does a bawdy good.

14.) “Moto Shattershield” sounds like a member of an early Image Comics superteam. Probably a samurai with superspeed?