1025 in idea barrages

1.) The corollary to Rule 34 is “if it exists on the internet, there is drama about it.”

2.) The first time I ever heard of Power Bar I hoped it was where superheroes went to unwind and I’ve been disappointed ever since.

3.) Oh God, we are going to have so many goddamn BB-8 droid snowmen on the social networks, aren’t we.

4.) Always a disquieting omen when you try to find something on the radio and it’s John Mellancamp on three different channels.

5.) Instant caramel’s gonna get you/gonna go straight to your hips/better show some self-control, man/better just close those lips

6.) Before attempting Australian music, learn your basic digeridoos and digeridon’ts.

7.) A red and white polka dotted dress of any length possible is still a Minnie-skirt.

8.) When she told him the brain was the body’s largest erogenous zone, his mind was blown.

9.) At the Ren Faire, “staff photographer” is much more literal position.

10.) Middle-Eastern hipsters shop at Turban Outfitters.

11.) Sometimes it was foot rubs, sometimes it was foot rubs, what it came down to was that she was sending him mixed massages.

12.) Ah hell, I don’t have a case of the s’postas, I have twenty shipping pallets worth out back but I try my best to deal.