to the tune of Steely Dan's PEG in song parodies

hey, that guy’s sister
I hear she’s into weird shit
oh yeah, she’s really cute
she’ll make you try things new
she’ll take as good as she gives it
so just pretend you love it

peg, she’ll put it into you
peg, she’ll put it into you
peg, she’ll find a strap-on
and then it’s game on
yeah, that girl’s into some weird shit

she likes her sex toys
at minimum ten inches
with realistic veins
no lube could dull that pain
she’ll take as good as she gives it
so just say it only pinches

peg, she’ll put it into you
peg, she’ll put it into you
peg, she’s kind of kinky
straight up your stinky
yeah, that girl’s into some weird shit