103 in idea barrages

1.) The dog considers me a consolation prize, only worth attention when all the other humans are gone.

2.) My direct-to-video Expendables would star Reb Brown, Cameron Mitchell, Pierre Kirby, Cynthia Rothrock & John Carradine, somehow.

3.) You know what would be a terrible pick-up line? “I bet you’ve got back problems!”

4.) The pause between two statements of the same fact with different wording is called a taintology.

5.) A parody of “Ghost Riders In The Sky” about Paul Reiser in disguise might not be the most accessible of ideas.

6.) In the lead-up to election, we suffer Seasonal Invective Disorder.

7.) If you let them make you call Carousel Mall “Destiny USA”, you might as well just give up the whole game right there.

8.) I don’t remember the name of that Green Day song that sounds exactly like “25 or 6 to 4” but… it does, you guys.

9.) Rap only about Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior. Call yourself The Notorious R.P.G. Collect all the money.