821 in idea barrages

1.) I just learned that “Call Me Maybe” and “Friday” were from different people. I… just assumed.

2.) A cooking show hosted by Julianne Moore, just for the fact that it would be Maximum Pun.

3.) If you want to make an erotic cake, best to use a peter pan.

4.) So has anyone signed up for the Georgia G.O.P. primary as “Truck Nutz” yet? You know that’ll get at least Perot numbers.

5.) A giant twelve-sized bakery called The Doughdecahedron.

6.) The classiest animator ever was definitely Tux Avery.

7.) Was there a Good Eats entitled Whisky Business? There almost has to have been.

8.) The best way to understand this mutt is that he is equally a bad dog and a good Ollie.