birthday barrage in idea barrages

1.) I like how this Cialis ad suggests you should be constantly ready to have sex in hotel pools or while parasailing.

2.) A regular Pablo Neurotic.

3.) Just because you’re a struggling artist doesn’t mean you can’t be a SNUGGLING ARTIST.

4.) If enough people got food poisoning after Catholic communion, could we build a Jesus?

5.) I like to believe that when vampires text each other they use abbrevations like IRD.

6.) My favourite episode of SAVED BY THE BELL THE COLLEGE YEARS was where Kelly started going through menopause in her dorm room.

7.) Dub old Sonic The Hedgehog cartoons with a bad Travolta impression. Call it “Sonic The Sweathog”. Really rile up the internet.

8.) Dear OKCupid Birthday E-Mail, I’m ENJOYING my birthday, I’m CERTAINLY not gonna hop on you today and ruin this good feeling.