traveling barrage 4 in idea barrages

1.) Naga fetishists are just looking for a piece of asp.

2.) One thing we have is that we never tried renaming Arabica beans “Freedom Coffee”.

3.) Instead of saying “interest-free payments” ads should say “uninteresting payments”. I’d dig that.

4.) I like the idea of stripping all artifice from old tunes, reworking “Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree” into begging her not to have sex.

5.) Your brother’s so bluegrass, he released his new single on wax cylinder.

6.) I like to think that when a straight-edge or a Mormon abandons his family, he lies that he’s “just going out for some Raisinettes”.

7.) Harvey Comics didn’t stick with their answer to Sabrina The Teenage Witch, RICHIE ELDRITCH.

8.) The opposite of a monster is your monster.