traveling barrage in idea barrages

1.) On the radio, a CIA spook say in OTHER PLACES people are brainwashed into believing ends justify means. He’s projecting.

2.) On the radio, a politician rails against the size of government & in the next breath demands the military expand exponentially.

3.) On the radio, they tell us a pill will save our lives then say it’s not meant to cure, treat or prevent any disease.

4.) If I had an electronica act, it would definitely be called Aural Fixation.

5.) On the radio, they say the world’s ending but if we buy gold now, we’ll have pretty metal bricks, useless after an apocalypse.

6.) There was a Gallagher Too once, I’m waiting for Jim Gaff-Again. “Hooot Poooockets! Too!”

7.) I guess if I ever did a rap album, it would have to be called “Straight Outta Context”.

8.) Shark, the herald angels sing/Sharknado’s a stupid thing/good-bad’s only funny when/the good-bad’s an accident.

9.) It’s a video game about a paddle trying to keep a ball representing ancient nostalgia up in the air. It’s called DAN ARKANOID.

10.) Captain America yells to the new female Thor to stop a rampaging brainwashed Ben Grimm, “Jane! Stop this crazy Thing!”

11.) The Inedible Bulk. The more fibre he eats, the stronger he gets!

12.) I guess if I ever did a college rock album, it would have to be called “Problematic For The People”.

13.) You could do worse for a band-name than “Mahatma Blondie”.

14.) A game of “Marco Polo” except you say “Looks Like A Pump!” and they respond “Feels Like A Sneaker!”

15.) I want a really messed-up version of Hollywood Squares with alt-comics and Twitter celebs called “North Hollywood Squares”.

16.) On the radio, the man rails against the social safety net then there’s three ads for medical devices you can get with medicaid.