lazy barrage 2 in idea barrages

1.) If I were the villain in a ‘50s sci-fi movie, I would use the phrase “your primitive radar” as often as possible.

2.) Soon, the “Newspaper Headline As Exposition” plot-device will be completely incomprehensible to audiences and that’s fun.

3.) When aliens state the case for the eradication of the human race, they will screen a trailer for Ted 2 & we will have no answer.

4.) Fear of the self-taught is “didactophobia”.

5.) The exotic gourmand was livid. “Alpaca lips NOW!” he bellowed.

6.) Never mistake realism for bitterness. Never mistake cynicism for wisdom, either. Healthy skepticism can help with both.

7.) It’s about a frat boy who thinks he can’t do keg stands without his lucky charm. It’s called DUMBRO. It’s… pretty terrible.

8.) Canada is so even-handed and moderate, they even ruin their cheese fries with gravy so as to not have too MUCH fun.