528 in idea barrages

1.) If Bobby Flay and Guy Fieri had to fight to the death, no matter who lost, everyone would win. An inverse Alien Vs Predator.

2.) Mohawk Valley Fact: the gun that killed Kurt Cobain was built in Ilion.

3.) My new catchphrase is “I’m the sexiest adventurer ever”.

4.) It’s hard to watch police procedurals these days as it’s a lot harder to root for the people the show wants you to root for.

5.) Bing the Merciless(ly Bad Way To Browse The Internet).

6.) Oh action flicks, shamelessly pandering to the international market w/ a scene in China, Working with them is blood money, kids.

7.) All you need is a hat with a tassel to have Gradbod.

8.) Brocade, half-overpriced craft beer bar half-arcade that only has sexist games. Discounts for people with fedorii or neckbeards!

9.) We’re gonna coast into the end/not a lotta money but a whole lotta friends/we’re only gonna break never ever bend/gonna coast into the end.

10.) It’s a good thing I don’t care about the NBA much because eight days between the semi-finals and finals would drive me NUTS.