49 in idea barrages

1.) Copies of my chapbook “This Is My Inside Voice” are again on the shelf at @TramontaneCafe or contact me for mail details!

2.) I need less blood in my coffee stream and more, you know, coffee.

3.) Maybe you aren’t big-time because the real people need the shine of your gifts more. Maybe the rich already have their reward.

4.) There’s a difference between sex-desperate (thirsty!) and romantically lonely. Sex is nice but companionship’s more important.

5.) A beer tasting train exhausts all the puns on the word “chug”.

6.) Fatboy Slim just kept releasing the same song over and over with different names to see if people into dance music would even notice.

7.) A comedy skit about trying to gently break it to John Hinckley Jr. that Jodie Foster prefers the romantic company of women.

8.) Destigmatize STDs by never just calling it “herpes” always say “herpes the love bug”. That should work.