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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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tune of MANIC DEPRESSION in song parodies
passive-aggression… no, don’t get up I’ll just go do it, you just have to know… I’ll put my back out doing it I know, you’re napping you’ve slept in all day, all ...
51 in idea barrages
1.) One day she woke up and realized she’d aged out of dick picks and aged into mammograms. 2.) A hockey themed rap act called Sudden Def. 3.) pull out the sriracha, gonna cook with high heat, he...
You are amazing. You are also pretty messed-up. I’m not sure if they’re intertwined or just both there but you have to learn to...
april capstone in idea barrages
1.) If you’re gonna sell a diet beef stew, at least have the style to call it “Dainty Moore”. 2.) You are amazing. You are also pretty messed-up. I’m not sure if they’re intertwined or just both ...
it’s not yours this planet this moment this species this place it’s not yours and it’s not mine either we belong to it you belong to it it’s not yours you’re a passenger you’re a renter yo...
Even when there’s something actual to fear, they’d rather make one up anyway, it is easier to control. You’re easier to control. So am I, of course. Sometimes fake works. ...
crow reference in poetry
Momentum is the word for God on the lips and hearts of artists everywhere. Distractions are bad for you. Indecision is bad for you. Day jobs are bad for you. Of course you have res...
429 in idea barrages
1.) Always refer to a rap battle as a “beat-off”. 2.) Even when there’s something actual to fear, they’d rather make one up anyway, it’s easier to control. 3.) She didn’t like being called “obses...
Everything wants to explode. These cities, these trees, there’s you, there’s me, there’s the very atoms in your bones. Everything wants to explode. The bad news is: no...
428 in idea barrages
1.) Every commercial on the digital side-channels looks like a Tim and Eric parody of an ad. “Brain Fizz”. Jeeeeeeesus. 2.) As a big Built To Spill fan, I would like to be referred to as a member...
lemons (re-worked) in poetry
when life gives you lemons complain how much you hate lemonade when life gives you lemons demand to see the manager because you ordered oranges and goddamn it in America the c...
425 in idea barrages
1.) Local pride is awesome but regional pride is even better. If there’s gas in the car, we can get some REAL cool stuff going! 2.) The dog was so happy to see Mom after two weeks, he literally p...
424 in idea barrages
1.) A hanging collection of open-toed shoes, a sandalabra. 2.) Whole conspiracy theories can start with one idiot mishearing a word once. Contrails as “chemtrails”. That’s literally all it takes....
There’s a painting called “the treachery of images” it’s just a realistic painting of a pipe with the caption “ceci n’est pas une pipe” which just means “this is not a pipe” in French...
423 in idea barrages
1.) When facing a resource drought in Zelda, yell “Thanks Nobombsa!” It won’t help but it also will. 2.) I tried explaining the squirrel to the dog as “a tree bunny”. The analogy I believe escape...
the dog’s messed-up but we’re buddies. if he wasn’t messed up and I wasn’t messed up we never woulda met so it’s good that we’re imperfect. the dog shits himself all the time rar...
the heart is a junkie in poetry
Look, actually, fools fall in love because we initially slip in a small puddle of lust and momentum carries us into the abyss. The h...
tune of YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET in song parodies
I went down to McDonalds about ten-thirty-five I was barely just awake then I was barely just alive you know the best stuff there is the breakfast so I drove up to the mic ...
421 in idea barrages
1.) Michael Sam didn’t get one full chance. Tim Tebow is on Chance 458. It is possible the NFL is total rubbish. 2.) If you give up a little of your hope, they’ll take a little bit more every day...
419 in idea barrages
1.) Pretend to confuse the words “specist” and “specious” to mess with people. 2.) The seed pod of an exotic orchid steeped in liquor and shipped to us in little bottles like patent medicine is s...
the joy of obscurity in poetry
Through obscurity, you escaped a beat-down into bland product or an exaggeration into self-parody. Through obscurity, you retained your soul. Through obscurity, you remained true to ...
416 in idea barrages
1.) When a flour clump comes along YOU MUST WHISK IT, if your bechamel ain’t strong YOU’VE GOT TO WHISK IT 2.) A hipster’s favourite comedy show is “Def Comedy Preserves”. 3.) The next step down ...
you can’t control outcomes but you can control your thoughts you can’t control outcomes but you can control your thoughts you can’t control you can’t control outcomes but...
Some parts of our past are just like kryptonite, chunks of where we came from, rocketing back to take away our strength. Home can kill you as swiftly as a speeding bullet more powerfully tha...
when you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail when you’re an anxiety disorder, everything is a reason to scream when you’re a literary theory, everything needs to be deconstructed when you...
