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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1.) Whenever people write about a DM on Twitter, I assume they’re talking about a role-playing game dungeon-master. 2.) Don’t love for who they could have been or could be. Love for who they are....
current events. in life stuff and misc.
So Friday, in the middle of helping a friend from NYC who lives in SF now play a show in Utica, the car my pop and I share died, throwing my mom into a conniption about how I don’t make any money...
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1.) My hair is totally on fluke. 2.) The name of your nerdcore band is Grue McClanahan. 3.) I should write a poem about “The Case Of The Missing Underwear” but not for this week. 4.) A Swedish Su...
mad maximus in poetry
Walking down the beach with Jesus I saw where there was both our sets of footprints then I saw when there was just one so I asked Jesus what was up. “Where there was one set of footp...
At the water’s edge it’s so easy to stay leafy green but at the water’s edge there’s more floods than you’ve ever seen that’s the trade off of unstable ground that’s what ...
617 in idea barrages
1.) We’ve reached a point where national press are saying it is cool to treat autobiography as self-insert fan fiction. Astonishing. 2.) Since we call ancient people “caveman” I hope the distant ...
the end that never came in poetry
you can spend your entire life steeling yourself for disaster but if disaster never comes then your time lost was the disaster disaster comes or it doesn’t you roll with it or y...
the herkimer poem in poetry
a trip to the local pulminology clinic it wasn’t the worst and it wasn’t the best the lady chain-smoking next to the oxygen tank turned out to be just toting it out for her mother ...
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1.) Ever since “Phantom Menace” I can’t hear the line “the planet’s core” without bursting into laughter. 2.) You know what would be the worst name for a porno spoof, though? Spurticus. 3.) Using...
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1.) Crossover fan-fiction wherein George Jetson is married to Jane Eyre. 2.) A very romantic statement would be “you make me as happy as that Star Wars card where C-3PO looks aroused”. 3.) Kombuc...
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1.) Possibly unpopular opinion: the demo version of TMBG’s “don’t let’s start” is a better song, specifically for charming flaws. 2.) The can of student loans kicked down the street for another f...
the big question in poetry
have I given away enough of my past as presents to finally have my future back? have I finally realized that I’m not dead? have I finally realized that when they told me that I ...
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1.) Yo brother’s so bluegrass, at the end of the show he gets paid in suspenders. 2.) Put everything you ever accomplished by playing it safe in your hand and you’ll be lucky if you’ve got a palm...
to the tune of That's Amore (2) in song parodies
When its onion rings tossed in a fattening sauce, that’s Fieri. When a fried butter bomb makes you just wanna vom, that’s Fieri. Spice will be kicked-on-up-a-notch, kicked-on-u...
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1.) The new flavours of Oreos get more and more disgusting as the sales get better and better. The Portrait of Doero Grey. 2.) Much as I love Back to the Future it’s kinda weird the 80s hadta fin...
go praise yourself in poetry
Jesus probably knew the sad fact that people were going to wage war in His name but all the terrible music probably shocks Him. The Crusades, sure, the writing was on the wall ...
superfluid in poetry
When things get too tense, too cold and too dense, reality itself wants to climb the walls, almost as much as I do. It certainly makes an emotional sense, ...
American They in poetry
The cake mix they made has powdered egg in it already. They only have you add an egg to the mix to make you feel like you did something. You didn’t. America. They love pretending there...
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1.) “Why are you avoiding me? I just want to criticize you mercilessly for hours on end, why are you hiding from me?!” 2.) Your nerdcore band will be called the Grue Tang Clan. 3.) Goonies gave u...
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1.) Treat me like I’m handsome, you have no idea how far that gets with me. I’m weak to that. 2.) When things get too tense, too cold and dense, reality itself wants to climb the walls, almost as...
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1.) Every time I hear someone culturally appropriate the phrase “dat ass doe” I think they’re talking about a Bambi porn parody. 2.) God, the end of ANIMAL HOUSE still holds up, doesn’t it? There...
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1.) When its onion rings tossed in a fattening sauce, that’s Fieri. When a fried butter bomb makes you just wanna vom, that’s Fieri. When your show needs a guy who could ruin pizza pie, that’s Fi...
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1.) “Rocky Top Tennessee” about muffin-tops? 2.) Now that Captain America has been de-powered and aged, he can date Spider-Man’s aunt. A real May-December romance! 3.) An anagram for “American” i...
the christmas that simply was in poetry
I wonder if Santa just pretends that someone’s trying to steal Christmas every year as his people to people who want to be heroic. Is this all Santa’s gentle con? How long has it al...
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1.) Some people wanna be put up on a pedestal by their lover, some people wanna be put up on a cross. I just wanna be put up with. 2.) Even my dreams are in summer re-runs. 3.) Using dating sites...
