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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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74 in idea barrages
1.) My Perfect Strangers inspired wine would definitely be called a Pinchot Noir. 2.) There needs to be a name for this disorder where we look in the mirror and mistakenly see ourselves as normal...
73 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes the responsible thing to do is not to take on commitments then go crazy fulfilling them rather knowing when not to at all. 2.) Peas in guacamole is an avacadon’t. 3.) “Celebrate” an...
72 in idea barrages
1.) When you intentionally deny someone the joys of a slow cooker, you’re just being a crock tease. 2.) When I am invariably early to an event, I can pass it off as dedication to the cause instea...
brooklyn owes the charmer under me in poetry
Some people miss the summer sounds of insects peeping. I miss the rock of subway trains and roll of distant car alarms. I miss the noise sometimes so much that I could burst. I...
71 in idea barrages
1.) Oh man. Downgrading from Fezzik muttonchops to healthy sideburns is SO NICE. 2.) The idea some people like Trump because he’s “anti-elite” even though he’s a multimillionaire pretending to be...
I sing the body eclectic bones Adirondack quartz almost unbreakable as almost-diamond eyes narrowed and skeptic by Los Angeles sun and heartbreak legs toughened by the rattle ...
less lazy barrage in idea barrages
1.) I sing the body eclectic. 2.) Did you know youtube’s full of preppers trying to one-up each other on how prepared they are for the endtimes? It’s FASCINATING. 3.) Willard Scott as an 8-bit Ni...
There’s a difference between “love” and “ameliorating this person’s madness makes me feel useful”. Can take a lifetime to learn it, tho. It took being left by someone that I loved but was...
forward march in poetry
does anyone else get the sinking feeling we’re just wrapping up the loose plotlines before Western Civilization’s big finish? all the advancements I’ve seen in my life ...
There is no universal answer. There are no gurus. If you’re gonna find any answers at all, you’ll just find the ones that work for you. No poem is going to help you out. No priest or mot...
Your brother’s so bluegrass, he gets paid in suspenders. Your brother’s so bluegrass, when he took a pig to the county fair, it won the Pabst Blue Ribbon. Your brother’s so bluegrass,...
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Set a man loose to fish with greed in his heart, he’ll get rich and the fish will go extinct. Give fish! Give a man a fish he...
I’m not “making excuses” for not having a job because I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m explaining why it’s so hard to get one. But it’s adorable you think you can break me with merely pres...
lazy barrage 6 in idea barrages
1.) I am loving watching bigots decide that if everyone can get married, we have to abolish courts. They wanna take their ball home SO bad. 2.) Kids LOVE methods of transport with human faces. 3....
lazy barrage 5 in idea barrages
1.) Has Ben and Jerrys released “Death Cab Tofutti” yet? 2.) Maybe some day a politician will get caught having sex with a mediocre pop star and he’ll be Taylor Swiftboated. 3.) What doesn’t kill...
lazy barrage 4 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t believe them when they say Pregamergate is just about ethics in drinking before doing journalism. 2.) Hollywood, please at least never reboot Popeye as someone who vapes, okay? You can ...
lazy barrage 3 in idea barrages
1.) The pan-flutist was of course asked to take a long walk off a short Zamphir. 2.) When a witch gets knocked up out of wedlock, they don’t call it a “shotgun wedding” of course, it’s a shame-he...
lazy barrage 2 in idea barrages
1.) If I were the villain in a ‘50s sci-fi movie, I would use the phrase “your primitive radar” as often as possible. 2.) Soon, the “Newspaper Headline As Exposition” plot-device will be complete...
lazy barrage in idea barrages
1.) Haley Mills teaches the next generation of mohels in the hit teen-sitcom GOOD MORNING MISS BRIS. 2.) Every once in a while, though, America surprises you and does something truly good like no...
inevitable in poetry
when the super cute singer mentions her boyfriend that’s okay it means I didn’t have a chance from the beginning it’s a shortcut through the inevitable when the super cute singer mention...
A gear is just a wheel with teeth. A wheel is just a square with one edge. An edge is just where one thing ends. An end just meets up with another gear. ...
we are all jigsaw puzzles and we all lost our box tops so we are in the dark as we cobble away searching for pieces that may or may not be missing if when somebody loves you but hat...
622 in idea barrages
1.) Having stolen Tenille from one of the top brass, he would never become The Admiral but what we do for love. 2.) When the super cute singer mentions her girlfriend, it’s ok. That means I didn’...
tune of BOYS OF SUMMER in song parodies
nobody in the inn, nobody at the feast I can’t cast any more spells, can’t summon any beasts no DM or NPCs, in the basement alone used to meet at my house, now I’m just feeling pwned ...
621 in idea barrages
1.) Someday they’ll talk of our prison system as we speak of slavery now, a horrible thing only the worst racists would even think to defend. 2.) It wasn’t exactly a biplane, it preferred “hetero...
