littlefallsmets ⋅ 45 ⋅
I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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721 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re going to start a magazine about the finer points of charades, at least use the slogan “Aspiring Minds Want To Know!” 2.) Two guys pretend their dead boss is alive at a festival for ...
720 in idea barrages
1.) If Reddit Troll was, like, a role-playing alignment, Donald Trump would be the god that granted them their powers. 2.) Slim Jim claming it’s better than other cheap dried-beef-substitutes bot...
719 in idea barrages
1.) Not everyone’s prepared to stand off against Yogi and Boo-Boo but we all have our bears to cross. 2.) I wanna meet a pagan mixmaster called DJ Wicca-Wicca. 3.) A Borg Christmas song with the ...
717 in idea barrages
1.) You don’t hear enough about how penicillin is the cure for a penis that’s illin’. 2.) The superstitious Italian chef always had to carry his lucky penne. 3.) Just a bunch of beer promoters dr...
716 in idea barrages
1.) 150mg of diphenhydramine and I’m still not asleep! Hurrah acquired tolerance, I guess. 2.) He didn’t think anyone could cook as good as his mother but that was just because of his edible comp...
you aren’t dead the jig isn’t up they haven’t gotten you yet and that’s amazing your dreams are alive as long as you’re breathing the world hasn’t ended no matter how much the apocaly...
time nocks at the string and flexes the bow and where you end up even time doesn’t know hope the arc is true to fate or at least to you time makes the pitch but that’s not...
we will never be perfect in poetry
art is an unholy act in that we leave sketches and demos and rough drafts we admit imperfection in the tainted trail that is process and shows all the times that we failed on the ...
715 in idea barrages
1.) Why would Skynet give the Terminators names that make sense to humans like T-800, T-1000, etc? Why not just some binary stuff? 2.) Whoa-oa-oooooaaaaa, listen to the mucus, whoa-oa-ooooooaaaaa...
714 in idea barrages
1.) I like the idea of collecting defunct trophies. Cable Ace awards. XFL championship rings. The like. 2.) I kind of want a Bonzana-themed arcade fighting game so I can land a Pondo Combo. 3.) C...
the silly season in poetry
while you were out running the Boilermaker marathon I was in an air conditioned bedroom with my jammies on what are you doing with your life? while you were out there sweating in the street...
713 in idea barrages
1.) I’m not running a marathon in 500% humidity tomorrow I’m waking up at 11AM in air conditioning. Point goes to me Boilermakerers. 2.) I want a mash-up of Bob Ross and Ram Dass. 3.) I mean you ...
712 in idea barrages
1.) Dwayne Johnson and the cast of Despicable Me teaming up to advertise a car with rock-and-minion steering. 2.) Dress up as a rich man and introduce your rubber toy as “Godzilla… of the MONSTER...
711 in idea barrages
1.) Has anyone done, like, a Little Emo In Slumberland comic? 2.) A series about Thor and Loki’s awkward high school experiences called “The Thunder Years”. 3.) The fact that the Star Wars SDCC s...
710 in idea barrages
1.) The optimal name for a punk band is Vom Petty. 2.) REAL TALK: Is Trump all a performance art piece to make Jeb seem moderate? The Bushes have gotten in bed with worse. 3.) When short-order co...
the brewery blues in poetry
Ever since they were kids they sang about dying young one day they woke up old and singing the exact same song. At the weird thing across the street they’ll sing it all...
inspiration and persperation in poetry
Oh you poor gullible bolds. Fortune favours the already fortunate. The already fortunate are laughing behind your backs. They’ve convinced you that your path to glory is just as easy as put...
the third option in poetry
Sometimes the responsible thing to do is not to take on commitments rather than going crazy fulfilling them accept when not to at all. If you know you’re gonna be an artist with few ...
I really enjoy that most of the people who think the government’s about to invade live in rural hellscapes no one would want to claim. Nobody wants Amarillo Texas. Not even Amarillo Texas w...
79 in idea barrages
1.) If you wanna end terrible reboots, you havta not go to terrible reboots, not watch ‘em w/ false hope or ironically. That’s still money. 2.) Are the very best rugby players known as “scrumlord...
78 in idea barrages
1.) Ollie is both Best Dog and Worst Dog. Ollie is Schrodinger’s Dog. 2.) A CHRISTMAS CAROL gains a whole new level if you just substitute the word “crutch” with “crotch”. 3.) They weren’t perfec...
a less lazy barrage in idea barrages
1.) Why are all three of Kitty Pryde’s most significant love interests all named Peter? Is it, like, Superman’s LL thing? 2.) Is there “Hogan’s Heroes” fan-fiction where Klink is secretly incompe...
christmas in july in poetry
frosty the reindeer had two antlers made of coal fed Coca-Cola to polar bears and they didn’t even die had a belly like a bowl full of jelly that mystics could follow from the east glow...
76 in idea barrages
1.) I fear the entire Shark Week phenomena has Jumped The Theme Week. 2.) Whenever someone casts aspersions on their preferred gender, remember that all types of humans are crazy and it’s just a ...
75 in idea barrages
1.) Someday our national anthem will be that “Big Mac, McDLT, a Quarter Pounder With Some Cheese…” song. 2.) “I’m not out of shape,” he said, “I’m just preparing for my Michelin Man cosplay.” 3.)...
