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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1216 in idea barrages
1.) You don’t have to download the Star Wars Holiday Special, just reconstruct it from the clips in 50,000 reviews of it on youtube. 2.) Defending yourself with a miasma of dirty jokes, a sort of...
admission possible in poetry
admission I want success but am terrified of all the downsides I’ve seen come attached to success the same way I feel about madness I guess. admission I wan...
1215 in idea barrages
1.) I propose legislation forcing a change to the labeling of “white chocolate” to “milk wax” forever and ever. 2.) Twitter Macbeth would include the line: “is this a housecat that I see before m...
a large barrage in idea barrages
1.) Next fall, let’s start the most glam pumpkin patch ever and call it The Velvet Gourd Mine. 2.) Linguistically, it bothers me when a singing group that doesn’t play instruments a “band”. This ...
listening and listing listening and lessening listening and glistening listening and lost listening and loosening listening let’s give this story a happy ending because we can’t guarantee...
1213 in idea barrages
1.) No matter how good or bad my waking life has been & it has been awful & it has been amazing my dreams have always been far worse. Dunno why. 2.) Writing is 1% the work and 99% trying ...
on the dot in poetry
dorothy was terrified of tornadoes as a child ran as fast as she could to hide outside inside anywhere away from the chaos of the sky now dorothy is middle-aged she inherited the mortgage ...
1212 in idea barrages
1.) Good thing about Trump is he shows the right wing has nothing left but racism & conspiracy theories to hang on, all else is proven failure. 2.) Dear McDonalds, who in the name of Christ e...
1211 in idea barrages
1.) “In Soviet Russia, mic drops YOU!” would be the most meta mic drop line ever. 2.) 83% of memes built around the premise “oh man, this person’s text/tweet/facebook post is hilariously ignorant...
1210 in idea barrages
1.) Even if I was ever into hibbity-jibbity I can’t imagine casting the I-Ching, I’d feel too much like a Batman villain. 2.) Whenever I read a “Mens Rights Activist” online, I imagine him talkin...
129 in idea barrages
1.) When I REALLY like the first draft of a poem it scares me because then it’s 50/50 if it’s good or actually really really bad. 2.) Trying to remind myself I am pretty rad I do some pretty rad ...
daily jumble in poetry
maybe our lives are just the universe’s dreams maddening mangled short and shuffled and ours are taken as a reflection of that perspective these lives that sometimes seem so very l...
a walk in the park in poetry
It’s not that I want to punch the PERFORMERS in the balls. It’s just that I want to punch the costumes where the character’s balls would be. I’m not a monster. I just wanna wail on Donald Duck...
to the tune of BETTER MAN in song parodies
hipster Christmas sweaters, the trend is dead, it can’t get deader tell him, take no more, we practice intervention when he opens the door, eyes roll over while he sleeps, we’ll burn ...
128 in idea barrages
1.) Performing, even material with an element of self-effacement, makes me feel handsome and confident in a way I rarely do otherwise, I dunno. 2.) Just realized that every time a rapper refers t...
loan words in poetry
bildungsroman Gotterdammerung ex machina is a God of sons Ragnarok and roll and revelation hajj crusade jihad pilgrimage addiction to external validation schadenfreude und s’il vou...
127 in idea barrages
1.) We wouldn’t have Taco Tuesday at the cafeteria for my super-villain underlings, though there would be henchiladas. 2.) From a certain point of view, America had kneecapped Tonya Harding from ...
5th and 6th and 7th Chances in poetry
the demons disrepair and despair have taken up their dispensation their determined divisions of our divinity our maybe-souls but brother we’re still buffeted by our lion’s shares of poetry...
to the tune of Purple Haze in song parodies
cornfield maze all in my brain the way out is not the same things looking funny and I know why excuse me while I get real high cornfield maze green and brown only thing to do in this town ...
straight up melancholy barrage in idea barrages
1.) Deep Space Nine was named after Jerry Garcia’s hands. 2.) What’s orange, rocky and plays a sick guitar? B.B. THING 3.) Inside Schrodinger’s Box is either “I have a boyfriend” or “I don’t have...
125 in idea barrages
1.) Snyder, man, Snyder, man, ruins comics like no one can… 2.) The big twist at the end of Dick Tracy was that all he really wanted was to fill in The Blank. 3.) We’re not just unbelievers, we’r...
124 in idea barrages
1.) INT is knowing Frankenstein wasn’t the monster. WIS is knowing the doctor was the monster. CHA is avoiding this reference entirely. 2.) The Christmas season is a scary story pine trees tell t...
123 in idea barrages
1.) Get a tattoo of Nightcrawler, just above your butt. Call it your Bamfstamf. 2.) On the off-chance I ever get a cash-in wine brand, it will be called “Ugly Label Wine”. The label will be AMAZI...
a hurl's best friend in poetry
Every time I see a Christmas commercial for a luxury car, I ask myself if Western Civilization was actually worth it at all. Diamond ads, even if you weren’t a scam that murders, wouldn’t t...
We teach each other lessons in what it is to be ourselves and be alive. Any meaning to life beyond that is largely moot. To allow the universe to better understand itself? To please some hair...
