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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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29 in idea barrages
1.) Did the trailer for “How To Be Single” just tell women to promise sex to their boyfriends in exchange for going to the film? 2.) On the walls of Roman temples from right before the fall, ther...
sugar sugar haiku in poetry
diabetic now gave me another label to hate myself for
school bus haiku in poetry
so much potential all of these bright little kids this town will ruin them
good enough in poetry
I want to have an adventure I am very very lucky really I have gotten to have a few adventures they all blew up in my face eventually still I’ve gotten to have adventures and a whole lot of...
the super bowl shuffle in poetry
The billionaires named their sports teams after the races and species they wiped out seemingly without a trace of irony. Lions and tigers and bears oh my God they’ll all be extinct soo...
28 in idea barrages
1.) Before inventing vaping, Dr. William Vape was the leading publisher of erotica on the theme of giving R2D2 a blow job. 2.) This relatively mild winter is playing havoc with the boardrooms of ...
like you're tearing your own face off in poetry
Commit to the bit. Live inside it. Hope it works. Getting booed outta town is a damn sight better than getting tepid applause. Do as much as you can without breaki...
27 in idea barrages
1.) Like the mighty yeti, there is just enough fleeting footage of me on youtube that you could make an argument that I exist. 2.) High-end knife terms that sound like personals ads shorthand: sw...
26 in idea barrages
1.) Truffle Ruffles are a great idea, linguistically, but probably terrible on a functional level. 2.) When fighting skeletons in a role-playing game, you gotta get lich or die tryin’. 3.) Yes, s...
25 in idea barrages
1.) Are you in a depressed community? Are you sublimating its vibe? You may have Regional Affective Disorder or R.A.D. 2.) In the rare case you know a hillbilly who fancies himself a spy. a good ...
the good stuff in poetry
Getting up and performing for a crowd of strangers is like sex. It’s gonna be fast and terrible the first few times you try it. Stick with it. Get to the good stuff. ...
The dark underbelly of positive thinking is its logical extension is that it blames victims. Can’t smile your way out of getting hit by a bus. Can’t compliment yourself until y...
24 in idea barrages
1.) We knew he’d eventually boast about killing the lieutenant, he was full of fraggadocia. 2.) I’ve never seen ARROW so I’m assuming the guy with the Magneto helmet is called “Captain Not-In-The...
the kaleozoic era in poetry
it was easy to tell which dinosaurs were herbivores they’d never shut up about it just never shut up “Brontosaurus Meat Is Murder” pinned to their jackets they’d show you ca...
we were all bitten by the life beast once we will be were-alive for a little while except for when we’re sleeping as that’s when we are what we used to be before the bastar...
the bathwater in poetry
on Catalina once did we a stately pleasure-dome decree or a modest hotel room anyway though the sills a stiff ocean breeze Julia Child in black-and-white on the teevee ...
my ship coming in and I passed each other in the night not unlike two big things passing on the right I guess still they tell me there’s so many ships in the sea or was that fish? was ...
America went to bed business-casual America woke up a business-casualty that’s the business of business you see that’s the sad business causality. We got embedded to witness ...
23 in idea barrages
1.) “This medicine will help you with asthma! WARNING: may cause you to die of asthma.” America. 2.) The cat does not realize that I am slightly allergic to him and that past a certain point, he ...
22 in idea barrages
1.) If you think I’m grumpy about not being able to find a day job, boy howdy, I am a typhoon of resentment on a diet. Oh Lord. 2.) The snuggle is real. Or, anyway, it would be. 3.) Banksy is too...
If your superpower is failure, all you gotta do is jump and fail to land suddenly you’re flying. If your superpower is failure, all you gotta do is try to...
21 in idea barrages
1.) He didn’t like his lovers too too thin, he liked their thighs as thick as sin. 2.) Rommel The Third, you magnificent bastard, I read your tweets! 3.) Some practice monogamy because it is thei...
to the tune of livin' on a prayer in song parodies
Tommy reads the news on his phone… some union’s on strike they’re down on his luck… “it’s tough” he thinks… “so tough” Gina works her memes all day… working instagram socially engage...
relocation in poetry
You get on the bus to L.A. because you think you’re already perfect to be a star when you get off she disabuses you of those notions. You go to New York City because you...
to the tune of wonderwall in song parodies
today is gonna be the day that they put me into surgery by now you should’ve somehow realized that I must be cleaned I don’t believe that anybody preps the way you do for surgery now ...
