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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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and good for her, right on haiku in poetry
Catherine The Great was always on her guard for having guards on her
sleep becomes less and less appealing (nightmare logic 1) in poetry
deep from the heart of your drum-machine soul beats the distant allusion to old rock n roll needing a lift from cloistered mystics skeleton shamans constructed from ...
the calling in poetry
someone has got to fart around observe and report back while you work your asses off don’t make artists have day jobs we perform a needed service while you toil to keep the globe s...
38 in idea barrages
1.) A parody that would be too much work for too few people who’d get the joke: “Alice’s Restaurant” about Phalluses Restaurant. 2.) Did Zootopia have a concert by a furry version of the Foo Figh...
poster haiku in poetry
we are all missing missing someone or something or just being missed
the palm reader on sycamore haiku in poetry
she said I’d succeed but not for a long long time when is a long time?
you were wrong haiku in poetry
you’re wrong about scars they’re not where you got hurt, they’re the places you healed
the liquid zoo in poetry
I’m sick of all the mystics and statistics sometimes their predictions manage to agree the rare times when that happens I am shaken I have been known to fall dow...
terrible joke in life stuff and misc.
How is a furry like someone who just inherited her grandmother’s Beanie Baby fortune? They’ve both come into a lot of stuffed animals.
37 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re gonna sit in the front at a comedy show or wrestling match, wear something interesting they can riff off, it’s only fair. 2.) The joke would involve football player Tom Brady, the G...
autobiographic haiku in poetry
one of those fish who shrinks or grows to the size of the pond where he lives
36 in idea barrages
1.) You get the feeling that Trump is more a self-aggrandizing used car salesman like Cobra Commander but Cruz would be Serpentor, burning the world down to get to Jesus-La. 2.) You know what’ll ...
the sixty-sixth parallel in poetry
the roar of borealis lions streak the sky burning up in mating dances blazing for some reason why you can steer your ship by the stars you c...
35 in idea barrages
1.) Yoga pants? Baby, I don’t know if I could pull off yogurt pants. 2.) Is there a joke about sloths being into the slow-food movement or is there no room in Zootopia for anything other than fur...
understated overture in poetry
you say that you can’t tell but does that mean that you can’t see or does that mean that you can’t say some words have double-meanings hard to really read the tells these days ...
the adventures of normal man in poetry
look, up in the sky he’s up all the night there’s no reason why no bird and no plane stuck on the ground going insane it’s normal man he’...
34 in idea barrages
1.) If we found out that George Lucas’s unrequited high school love was named Mindy Chlorian, everything would finally make sense. 2.) Really liking “It’s A Wonderful Life” is called Capraphilia....
the Thirty Mile Zone in poetry
tom petty once said “it’s a long day living in Reseda with a freeway running through the yard” soul coughing once said “we are all in some way or another going to Reseda someday to die” for a co...
33 in idea barrages
1.) L Ron Hubbard is Spanish for “The Ron Hubbard”. 2.) Let’s have a re-edit of the Suicide Squad trailer with the Young Ones’ metal parody band “Bad News” intentionally-terrible version of Bohem...
the land of enchantment in poetry
all the used bookstores in Phoenix there’s no way to rise above the dross the hidden gold in El Dorado don’t mean shit if it’s lost all these poplar-tree-lined...
the memory of us in poetry
love is mainlining the idea of you spiking your words into my blood taking your name into my veins injecting myself into your life cut it with sugar cut like a knife love is ...
super tuesday in poetry
Ginsberg said “I am America and I’m talking to myself” that weird superstitious butterfly-stomach-effect infectious feeling as if maybe the country’s tanking because you don’t have...
32 in idea barrages
1.) In this set of nightmares, I was a companion to the War Doctor when he was trying to rebel and run away from the Time War. 2.) Spaghetti-Man, With Great Power Comes Great Pastabilities. 3.) T...
lousy smarch barrage in idea barrages
1.) A standard potion flask is 12 druid ounces by volume. 2.) Horrifying a thought as it is, really, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND is its own porno parody title. 3.) Can Michael J Fox do an anti-Trump ...
leap barrage in idea barrages
1.) If no channels do a Quantum Leap marathon on Leap Day, television has failed us all. 2.) Thought I was pulling up a documentary on where Buckminster Fuller grew up, turned out to be TGIF fan-...
